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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Feb 11, 2009 12:00:39 pm PST #688 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Now I'm all curious about what LAistas call it.

I call that stopping.


NoiseDesign - Feb 11, 2009 12:03:05 pm PST #689 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Now I'm all curious about what LAistas call it.

Stopping.


Amy - Feb 11, 2009 12:04:50 pm PST #690 of 30000
Because books.

I think the last time I actually came to a complete, not-moving-at-all stop at a stop sign was ... my driver's test.


§ ita § - Feb 11, 2009 12:07:11 pm PST #691 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You are bad people.


Steph L. - Feb 11, 2009 12:07:27 pm PST #692 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

All I've heard it called it here is a California Roll

Mmmmmm...sushi....


Vortex - Feb 11, 2009 12:24:08 pm PST #693 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Must. Vent. Ugh. There is a rule for the Actor's Equity Association (actor's union) that whenever there's a replacement actor in the show, you have to notify the audience. One of the ways we do that is by putting a "stuffer" in the program. It's a pain in the ass, but it's pretty rare.

This show has been a stuffer nightmare. We had the norovirus go through the theatre, so there was a period of about three weeks when we had to do this every night in various incarnations, then we had two extensions so a lot of people were in and out, etc. Suddenly, this asshole understudy (who once lied to me, I don't forget shit, buddy) decides that he wants to have his bio in the stuffer when he goes on. I understand that your bio isn't in the program, and you want your "recognition" He has gone on FAR more than expected, and certainly earned his understudy money, but this is fucking ridiculous. You are an UNDERSTUDY. You are in the ENSEMBLE. We have to make, cut, and stuff the damn things in the hour (or less) before the house opens. Doing special shit takes time we don't have. Even the stage manager who passed along the request knows it's bullshit, because her comment was "what do you want me to tell him, besides 'act better' ", but the idiots at the theatre are indulging this asshole, costing time and money. ARGH.


Toddson - Feb 11, 2009 12:27:17 pm PST #694 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Vortex - maybe tell him that you've already done the stuffers, but that if he feels it's necessary to have his bio in, he can print, cut, and stuff (heh) them himself.


juliana - Feb 11, 2009 12:53:23 pm PST #695 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

This show has been a stuffer nightmare. We had the norovirus go through the theatre, so there was a period of about three weeks when we had to do this every night in various incarnations, then we had two extensions so a lot of people were in and out, etc.

Seriously, for that production I would have gotten a bulletin board and put it in the lobby. Oh, and I'd smack the actor.

All I've heard it called it here is a California Roll

That's what we called it in AK. Blowing the stop sign was called an Arizona Stop.

Riding my motorcycle on SF hills? I California Roll all the time. Or I come to a stop in the (usually flat) walkway, which makes me an asshole but also lessens my chance of tipping.


ChiKat - Feb 11, 2009 12:57:05 pm PST #696 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Was that when you were singing along to Wicked?

As a matter of fact.... Y'know, going 80 in a 45 will get you pulled over. Interestingly, you may not get a ticket once you are.

(Oh, and HI!!! Chikat! I've got to call you soon!)

Hi! I've not been home much. Between rehearsals, stage crew, trying to save my program and actually, you know, trying to teach my classes? Ummm. yeah... not home.

How have you been? Do you have any updates on your school and your students and next year?

Swamped. But, we have made headway. There was another school board meeting last week and they back pedalled saying that drama would be put back in the curriculum, but they're not sure how yet. They're going to look at all the exploratory options and figure out how they're going to work with the new schedule.

So, our parents and their kids were heard, but there's still a lot to do. I don't know how much drama will be offered, at which grade levels, or for how long. They're still working on that.

All the drama teachers have to meet with admin again on Friday to answer more questions. The first meeting went okay. I listened, learned how to play their game, and answered the questions they wouldn't ask but should have. It shed a lot of light on things for them. But like roaches, they didn't want that light shed on them.

Ironically, the district fine arts festival was Saturday. We asked our kids to show up and perform 4 scenes from Schoolhouse Rock (the show we are currently rehearsing). Purely voluntary. We had 60-70 kids there and they were fantastic, so we had a good showing.

Unfortunately, none of the drama teachers from the other 3 middle schools even showed up. Not a good move when they're putting your program on the chopping block. They haven't done a thing to save their programs and it's been very disheartening.


WindSparrow - Feb 11, 2009 1:22:52 pm PST #697 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Cleveland drivers seem okay (and I say that through gritted teeth).

Oh, I think I'm an ok driver mostly because, while I did learn to drive in Cleveland, I was taught by my Dad who learned to drive in another state. Dear Old Dad was fond of saying, "In Ohio, when a baby is born, the doctor doesn't spank its bottom. Instead, the doctor whispers in the kid's ear 'You're an Ohioan, turn signals are optional.'"

In San Diego we always ranted about the Arizona drivers. I believe we called them Zoners.

Driving in Arizona has three main challenges: 1) dealing with the people from California who have not yet learned to relax; 2) dealing with people from rural Mexico who are still driving at siesta speed; 3) dealing with everyone else, who are mostly snowbirds.

They haven't done a thing to save their programs and it's been very disheartening.

How utterly hopeless and resigned they must feel. I'm glad that you are making headway for your program.