We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Feb 11, 2009 11:46:32 am PST #679 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Apropos of driving insults, I remember being all chagrined at going off to college and finding out that much of the rest of the country calls slowing down at a stop sign, tapping the brakes, and zooming away a California stop. In the Bay Area, all my driver's ed teachers called it a Hollywood stop.

Now I'm all curious about what LAistas call it.


Amy - Feb 11, 2009 11:51:00 am PST #680 of 30000
Because books.

I'm very formal in my insults!

Actually, I once cracked up a friend when a guy cut me off. I flipped the finger and yelled, "Fuck you, sir !"

::shrugs::


Toddson - Feb 11, 2009 11:51:40 am PST #681 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Driving.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 11, 2009 11:53:34 am PST #682 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OH MY GOD, this class might kill me. AND the internet is spotty. Kill me!


§ ita § - Feb 11, 2009 11:57:26 am PST #683 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now I'm all curious about what LAistas call it.

All I've heard it called it here is a California Roll, but that wasn't a native.


NoiseDesign - Feb 11, 2009 11:58:14 am PST #684 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

In San Diego we always ranted about the Arizona drivers. I believe we called them Zoners.


Laura - Feb 11, 2009 11:58:26 am PST #685 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

We don't blame our bad drivers on a particular state, it is just, Tourists!

I always figured the red car being pulled over in a pack of speeding drivers was a matter of it being the easiest one to pick out. Bright yellow would work too. I've deserved my speeding tickets. Too damn expensive so I have slowed down.


Connie Neil - Feb 11, 2009 11:58:55 am PST #686 of 30000
brillig

Now I'm all curious about what LAistas call it.

In Pennsylvania, it was called the Minnesota Rolling Stop. Not a lot of Californians driving around Pennsylvania.

Me, I call it efficient.


erikaj - Feb 11, 2009 11:59:22 am PST #687 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Amy, tell the truth, your last name is Olbermann, isn't it? Although I have learned that idiots heart "Sir" and "Madam".


brenda m - Feb 11, 2009 12:00:39 pm PST #688 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Now I'm all curious about what LAistas call it.

I call that stopping.