When in doubt, flip a coin for 5 times.
"Heads!"
"Heads!"
"Heads!"
"Heads."
"Heads."
Damn you, Tom Stoppard.
Don't I get a cookie?
Spike ,'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
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Steph L. - Feb 11, 2009 9:13:31 am PST #657 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
ChiKat - Feb 11, 2009 9:15:15 am PST #658 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I read somewhere that red cars are more likely to get pulled by the police, but that may be an urban myth.
I drive a red car and have only been pulled over once. And, let's just say, I deserved it.
My insurance is actually lower now than my previous car. So, who knows?
(Hi, mah Bitches!!!! I've missed you!)
NoiseDesign - Feb 11, 2009 9:23:45 am PST #659 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
The higher insurance on red cars is an urban myth.
tommyrot - Feb 11, 2009 9:28:04 am PST #660 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I drive a red car and have only been pulled over once. And, let's just say, I deserved it.
Once I was driving a rented red Mustang convertible through Wisconsin. The speed limit was 65, and I was in a whole gaggle of cars doing 80. They picked me to stop and ticket. Plus I had to pay the whole $165 on the spot to avoid going to jail!
So I dunno if he stopped me because my car was red, because it was a sporty car, or because I was a FIB....
Kathy A - Feb 11, 2009 9:36:01 am PST #661 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I drive a red car and have only been pulled over once. And, let's just say, I deserved it.
Was that when you were singing along to Wicked?
(Oh, and HI!!! Chikat! I've got to call you soon!)
JZ - Feb 11, 2009 9:37:08 am PST #662 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Hi, ChiKat!
How have you been? Do you have any updates on your school and your students and next year?
Polter-Cow - Feb 11, 2009 9:37:22 am PST #663 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
So I dunno if he stopped me because my car was red, because it was a sporty car, or because I was a FIB....
Fresh in the Boat?
tommyrot - Feb 11, 2009 9:38:42 am PST #664 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Fresh in the Boat
Fucking Illinois Bastard. (It's what the Cheeseheads call us.)
lisah - Feb 11, 2009 9:39:51 am PST #665 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
Fucking Illinois Bastard. (It's what the Cheeseheads call us.)
Also, Michiganders. I've learned a lot dating a midwesterner!
Kathy A - Feb 11, 2009 9:39:56 am PST #666 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
FIB....
Fresh in the Boat?
"FIBs" are what Cheeseheads call us Illinoisans. It stands for "fuckin' Illinois bastards/bitches". If they don't like how you're driving, you could hear "goddamn FIB!!" shouted at you as you're driving along.