FIB....
Fresh in the Boat?
"FIBs" are what Cheeseheads call us Illinoisans. It stands for "fuckin' Illinois bastards/bitches". If they don't like how you're driving, you could hear "goddamn FIB!!" shouted at you as you're driving along.
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FIB....
Fresh in the Boat?
"FIBs" are what Cheeseheads call us Illinoisans. It stands for "fuckin' Illinois bastards/bitches". If they don't like how you're driving, you could hear "goddamn FIB!!" shouted at you as you're driving along.
The higher insurance on red cars is an urban myth.
So is the rate of traffic stops.
I've got *nothing* for DisabilityNation next week. I mean, yeah, we took it up the butt in the new budget, but we *always* do that, even if things aren't that bad, so it's hard to get all "And now, as promised, a Special Comment," about that. And I hardly have crip Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha using me to work out their personal shit. I honestly considered milking the Alter FDR bio for two posts, but it is too short.
If they don't like how you're driving, you could hear "goddamn FIB!!" shouted at you as you're driving along.
It's the transplanted Californians here in Utah, the ones who see a drift of white on the breeze and assume the Yukon Express is about to hit and that they must begin flailing in panic.
Hec, I got my hair cut yesterday. Shoulder-length messy bob. Looks pretty good, I think.
Pretty good by Scrappy standards equals one hot rockin' mess of sex appeal for us lesser mortals. Of course you look good; you're Scrappy. Mentally I amend all the "Scrappy is wise" comments with "(and hot!)" If I was starting a band, or naming a snackfood I might have to use the name "The Wisenhots (like Scrappy)." It even makes a decent prayer. "Our Scrappy, who art both wise and hot..."
"FIBs" are what Cheeseheads call us Illinoisans.
When feeling kind.
If they don't like how you're driving
Maybe things have changed. But when I was growing up, "Illinois driver" and "bad driver" meant the same thing.
Maybe things have changed. But when I was growing up, "Illinois driver" and "bad driver" meant the same thing.
We said "New Jersey driver" in Delaware. Everybody thinks they are better drivers than everybody else!
No, we in NJ were perfectly aware of our reputation.
No, we in NJ were perfectly aware of our reputation.
Oh yeah. And it's just "Jersey driver."
t /grew up in Jersey
Everybody thinks they are better drivers than everybody else!
Except in Ohio. I'm pretty sure we Ohioans know that the entire world drives better than we do.