Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Feb 11, 2009 8:34:23 am PST #651 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Cars have always been totally emotional decisions for me. I gotta love my car.

Happy Birthday to -t!


Ailleann - Feb 11, 2009 8:34:36 am PST #652 of 30000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

My main criteria for a car seems to be, "Is it weird? Will it confuse people?"

In high school, I was driving to visit a friend for the first time and passed a 1975 VW Beetle in beautiful shape, with a black soft-top, in construction barrel orange. I couldn't afford the $4700.

I still have moments when I'm really sad that I wasn't able to buy that car.


omnis_audis - Feb 11, 2009 8:38:35 am PST #653 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Sparky, what song/poem is that? LOVE IT!


DavidS - Feb 11, 2009 8:46:06 am PST #654 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

One of the Mazda dealers just e-mailed and said he would sell the car for invoice plus fees. That's...good, right? That seems really desperate. Intriguing. He even has it in Black Cherry.

You need the Black Cherry! And that's a great deal.

Trust Scrappy's DH. He's test driven more cars than you'll ever be in during the course of your lifetime.


Polter-Cow - Feb 11, 2009 8:51:10 am PST #655 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Trust Scrappy's DH. He's test driven more cars than you'll ever be in during the course of your lifetime.

Hee, awesome.

You need the Black Cherry! And that's a great deal.

I covet the Black Cherry! It's a unique color! It's kinda purple! I feel bad because I really liked the Oakland dealer, but he only has a red car. Plus, I thought it was a sign that his last name was the same as that of my safety contact in Brazil. I almost feel like apologizing if I go somewhere else.


Scrappy - Feb 11, 2009 8:57:54 am PST #656 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

DH will be the first to tell you that he can tell you how a car stacks up, but that as long as cars are comparable, you should also trust your gut.

Hec, I got my hair cut yesterday. Shoulder-length messy bob. Looks pretty good, I think.


Steph L. - Feb 11, 2009 9:13:31 am PST #657 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

When in doubt, flip a coin for 5 times.

"Heads!"

"Heads!"

"Heads!"

"Heads."

"Heads."

Damn you, Tom Stoppard.


ChiKat - Feb 11, 2009 9:15:15 am PST #658 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I read somewhere that red cars are more likely to get pulled by the police, but that may be an urban myth.

I drive a red car and have only been pulled over once. And, let's just say, I deserved it.

My insurance is actually lower now than my previous car. So, who knows?

(Hi, mah Bitches!!!! I've missed you!)


NoiseDesign - Feb 11, 2009 9:23:45 am PST #659 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

The higher insurance on red cars is an urban myth.


tommyrot - Feb 11, 2009 9:28:04 am PST #660 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I drive a red car and have only been pulled over once. And, let's just say, I deserved it.

Once I was driving a rented red Mustang convertible through Wisconsin. The speed limit was 65, and I was in a whole gaggle of cars doing 80. They picked me to stop and ticket. Plus I had to pay the whole $165 on the spot to avoid going to jail!

So I dunno if he stopped me because my car was red, because it was a sporty car, or because I was a FIB....