My date was fun -- very Buffista-like! Sent me this link yesterday, which has some of the most howlingly awful purple prose I have ever read, which is saying a lot:
Oh, wasn't that just howlingly funny, Erin? "Happy juice" and "slabs of roast beef" (was that what she referred to her ladyparts as?) had me just absolutely gaping in shock. And imagining the spinning on his codpiece like a top inspired some baaaaaad imagery.
Jane reviewed another "book" by that publisher that wasn't quite as horrific, but still sounded as if it had been written by a twelve year-old boy.
Happy that your date went well.
We had the horrible storms last night that came from Texas-- I've never in my life been frightened of thunderstorms, but apparently, the percoset seems to inspire some anxiety in me and I spent most of the night jerking awake and shaking in fear. As a result this morning I am tired, cranky, and my midsection is Very Unhappy.
I think more coffee is needed.
Gronk. Too much food and alcohol last night. Too much rain today. Need more tea.
Serves tea, coffee, and scones to Bitches.
Oh, wasn't that just howlingly funny, Erin?
I forgot about that link. I've never been exposed to anything quite like that before. Speechless really. There was a danger of becoming addicted to the insane imagery, so I didn't delve in too deeply. Too much good stuff to read out there to devote much time to awful stuff. Still, thank you for the unique glimpse into another world.
Bobby is taking a couple classes in Florida's virtual school. In his language teacher's blog the first entry is about how she is re-reading the Twilight books and how awesome they are, then another entry is about how she relaxes by playing WoW. I was amused, but curious as to how much was trying to appeal to her middle school students.
In his language teacher's blog the first entry is about how she is re-reading the Twilight books and how awesome they are
...what language is she teaching? Gibberish?
Expedia can give me my money back any time now...
The orb is out, melting the stuff that fell from the sky! Yay!
And I have coffee, and my net is working -- for the moment. MAde of the happy.
...what language is she teaching? Gibberish?
Dude, uh-huh! I saw an awesome t-shirt advertised the other day, and I kinda want it. It was very simple: "And then Buffy staked Edward. The end."
Hee, Windsparrow! I know! He was all, I don't know if this willl make you never talk to tme again but I had to send it; and I was all -- dude, made of BAD! WIN!
ita, he's a time traveling copper mold that fucks women in dirty urinals! she's a really stupid bimbo that has alienlike gaping lady softness! Together, they fig....
Nah, I bet there were sequins. In the form of interstellar genital warts.
Dude, uh-huh! I saw an awesome t-shirt advertised the other day, and I kinda want it. It was very simple: "And then Buffy staked Edward. The end."
I own it! Thanks to someone here linking it, naturally. Love it.
I think there was too much salt in the yummy Indian food last night. I dreamed about how thirsty I was all night long.
We're moving toward getting ourselves to the beach. It's been a slow process this morning.
