I told him it was like he was living in The Sopranos universe or something what with the murder and guns. I don't know what the hell he was thinking. I bet his old resume is on more than a few walls of shame. Hell, I'd have kept it and pulled it out when I needed a laugh.
I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Glamcookie - Mar 24, 2009 12:16:56 pm PDT #4615 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Vortex - Mar 24, 2009 12:18:00 pm PDT #4616 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Hell, if that was the case, I should have "didn't choke the everliving shit out of the pompous sack of crap that is my boss, performed daily"
Although, if someone had "held at gunpoint" on their resume, I would be tempted to give them an interview, just 'cause.
erikaj - Mar 24, 2009 12:19:57 pm PDT #4617 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
"Don't expect too much, but I have to hear this story."
-t - Mar 24, 2009 12:20:45 pm PDT #4618 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Is spousal forgery one of the unspoken perks of partnership?
It's not something I ever do, but I think that i s a personal oddness of mine. My husband certainly thinks so (though I don't think he is ever in a position to sign my name to anything and I wouldn't like it if he did it, but he wouldn't mind if I signed for him)
Love spider-man fireman. That is just wonderful.
omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2009 12:29:21 pm PDT #4619 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
held at gunpointum. In the resume. Oy. Depending on the job, MAYBE in the cover letter, just to spur an interesting story for them to ask about in the interview. But in the resume? Which section does that go under? Awards/Recognitions? School (Hard Knock/Life)? Related Skills (not dying)??
tommyrot - Mar 24, 2009 12:30:35 pm PDT #4620 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Which section does that go under? Awards/Recognitions? School (Hard Knock/Life)? Related Skills (not dying)??
Ways In Which I Am Almost Like Batman's Parents?
Nora Deirdre - Mar 24, 2009 12:35:21 pm PDT #4621 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I have done fuck-all today. I would like to keep this up for the rest of the week/month/year.
omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2009 12:45:57 pm PDT #4622 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I have done fuck-all today. I would like to keep this up for the rest of the week/month/year.are you hiring? Can I have your job? My brain is about to explode from too much multitasking, and I really need a nap. Not a good combination. I like your day better. Please. Trade? I have goldfish crackers to share!
Shir - Mar 24, 2009 12:51:39 pm PDT #4623 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I have goldfish crackers to share!
I love the way you're using food to get the ladies' attention.
Steph L. - Mar 24, 2009 12:55:14 pm PDT #4624 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I had to tell my little brother a few years back that he really shouldn't include "served as jury foreman on a high-profile murder case" and "held up at gunpoint" on his resume.
When I was first out of college and my resume was pretty lean, I was thisclose to putting down "always volunteers to sit in the emergency exit row on airplanes."
(Of course, I like those seats because of the leg room, not the altruism, but -- resume fodder.)