I have done fuck-all today. I would like to keep this up for the rest of the week/month/year.
Sometimes I miss having powers... Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and--and have drugs!
Anya ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 24, 2009 12:35:21 pm PDT #4621 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2009 12:45:57 pm PDT #4622 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I have done fuck-all today. I would like to keep this up for the rest of the week/month/year.are you hiring? Can I have your job? My brain is about to explode from too much multitasking, and I really need a nap. Not a good combination. I like your day better. Please. Trade? I have goldfish crackers to share!
Shir - Mar 24, 2009 12:51:39 pm PDT #4623 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I have goldfish crackers to share!
I love the way you're using food to get the ladies' attention.
Steph L. - Mar 24, 2009 12:55:14 pm PDT #4624 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I had to tell my little brother a few years back that he really shouldn't include "served as jury foreman on a high-profile murder case" and "held up at gunpoint" on his resume.
When I was first out of college and my resume was pretty lean, I was thisclose to putting down "always volunteers to sit in the emergency exit row on airplanes."
(Of course, I like those seats because of the leg room, not the altruism, but -- resume fodder.)
omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2009 1:03:27 pm PDT #4625 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I love the way you're using food to get the ladies' attention.Charm ( ) good looks ( ) food to share (√)
Ya go with your strengths ;)
Nora Deirdre - Mar 24, 2009 1:12:27 pm PDT #4626 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I wish this were my job! It's more a one-day escape from my job.
billytea - Mar 24, 2009 1:24:42 pm PDT #4627 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
My mother is a scary-good forger, from her title-company days. Like, literally, it's good she's honest. That's why that West Wing where the one secretary can sign Bartlet's name makes me laugh.
It makes me laugh because Margaret is hilarious. As is Leo. Hands down, one of favourite WW scenes.
Ya go with your strengths ;)
Which is apparently also the motto of GC's brother.
Polter-Cow - Mar 24, 2009 1:28:55 pm PDT #4628 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
So I've been asked to be on a panel at the AMWA regional conference, so I need to write a bio. All the bios I see in last year's program are deathly boring and read like mini-CVs because they're all older and more experienced than I am and have lots of credentials and publications to brag about. Of course, even when I get to that point, I won't be able to write one of those because even my boss knows that's not how I roll. How's this?
Polter-Cow, MS is officially a Drug Safety Associate but self-identifies as a Medical Writer, Drug Safety at EthicalMedical.net, where he began his medical writing career three years ago. Before landing his first real job, he sharpened his skills by writing science articles for the Michigan Daily while finishing his Master's thesis in pharmacology at the University of Michigan-Ann Arbor. Before leaving a prestigious doctoral program for the real world, he studied biochemistry and English at Rice University. You may remember him as the writer/director/producer of and actor in The Wrikado. As far as you know from creative readings, he loves Gilbert and Sullivan and murder. He watches more TV than you.
Hil R. - Mar 24, 2009 1:32:42 pm PDT #4629 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Gronklies. Teaching today was way too tiring. I was teaching about calculus on parametric equations, and I expected to just do a quick review of parametric equations and then jump into the calculus part, but then I asked the class who had studied parametric equations before, and only about a third of them had, so I had to teach parametric equations from the beginning, and didn't get to any of the calculus parts.
Hil R. - Mar 24, 2009 1:40:04 pm PDT #4630 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Also, I must stop reading comment threads about Rihanna and Chris Brown. There are way too many people out there who seriously believe that, if Person A hits Person B, then Person B is not only morally but legally justified in beating Person A to a bloody pulp. It's getting way too disheartening to read this.