You will never make it with Rachel with those kinds of drinks!
Clearly she's not my type.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
You will never make it with Rachel with those kinds of drinks!
Clearly she's not my type.
Grasshopper!
Grasshopper
If we can fix your cooking skills, we can fix your drinking skills. You're a fixer upper.
My parents love grasshoppers, but the few bartenders I've asked had never heard of it. (One did make some good ones for me when I told him what was it it.)
Are all ice cream drinks uncool?
Well, if gimlets are good enough for Philip Marlowe, I guess I could fake it. I've been stealing from him for years, anyways. Also, lime, right?
Grasshopper!
You have a drink named Steve?
GC+MADDOW4eva!!!1!!!1!Right? We'd make a fetching couple. And I'm totally kidding as I have the perfect partner already. A girl can have her silly dreams, though.
Are all ice cream drinks uncool?
Yes.
However, drinks made with egg whites are cool.
My friend Paul has this whole taxonomy about what a woman drinks says about her. It's probably good he's only seen me drink latte. I think my sweet tooth might cost me some cred.
Whiskey sour. Girly drink in disguise.