Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2009 8:54:05 pm PDT #4020 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We're all just here to provide straight lines for Billytea.

How does he make it so easy?


Typo Boy - Mar 18, 2009 8:54:46 pm PDT #4021 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Possibly the point at which you neglect to kill the catfish first.

A new sushi flavor. Raw catfish with cooked bacon.


Vortex - Mar 18, 2009 8:56:03 pm PDT #4022 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

and chocolate dipping sauce?


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2009 8:56:42 pm PDT #4023 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wiggly catfish! I know just where Perkins and I could see that being served up.


omnis_audis - Mar 18, 2009 8:57:15 pm PDT #4024 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

How does he make it so easy?
he's a guy. All guys are easy.


Sean K - Mar 18, 2009 8:58:13 pm PDT #4025 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Damn. Patrick Stewart.

!!!!!!!

Skimming made me have to slow down and read carefully. This one post out of context made me very worried for a moment.


Burrell - Mar 18, 2009 8:58:54 pm PDT #4026 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Catfish and bacon sounds delish. Hold the chocolate. Or better yet, give me the chocolate for dessert. mmm.


billytea - Mar 18, 2009 8:59:32 pm PDT #4027 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

How does he make it so easy?

I'm sure the Coriolis effect is involved somehow.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2009 9:00:16 pm PDT #4028 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

All guys are easy.

But somehow it still seems tricky. Is it timing, or do we sabotage ourselves?


beth b - Mar 18, 2009 9:02:52 pm PDT #4029 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I am here to state that I do not ever want to eat chocolate covered cat fish.

I have just spent to much time on our children's blog looking for a good version of any poem by Shel Silverstein. I have about two weeks to prove that it does not have to be only last summers post about bugs that are attractive.

Not that anyone seems to care. But really, it doesn't have to be a lame effort. Children's librarians ought to have some idea what a kid might want to look at.

What ... you mean it isn't time to roll your eyes at your co-workers?