Elsie fanfic in which her father dies a painful death.
Oh, yes. Elsie suffers a psychotic break, where she believes herself to be Jael and her father to be Sisera. "Have a nice glass of milk, Father dear."
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Elsie fanfic in which her father dies a painful death.
Oh, yes. Elsie suffers a psychotic break, where she believes herself to be Jael and her father to be Sisera. "Have a nice glass of milk, Father dear."
I wish when I dreamed about working out that I could burn the calories... On the other hand, sometimes I dream about my teeth falling out.
I, for one, am enjoying the Hil take on these books. I don't have to read them and they are just so awful in a hilarious way.
Well, Elsie just convinced a dying slave to believe in Jesus. The woman was reluctant, because,
"You don't mean _dat_, Miss Elsie! You don't mean dat God will save poor ole Dinah, an' gib her hebben, an' all for nuffin?" she inquired, raising herself on her elbow in her eagerness.
I just noticed -- the slaves in this book keep referring to themselves in the third person like that. It's odd, and just about all of them do it.
The baby was so adorable today, and his silly parents think I'm doing them a favor. Want one!
I, for one, am enjoying the Hil take on these books. I don't have to read them and they are just so awful in a hilarious way.
seconded
According to Wikipedia, O Henry wrote an Elsie parody story.
And here is a link to the Elsie of O Henry: [link]
I am so mean, but he is SO cute! [link]