I just noticed -- the slaves in this book keep referring to themselves in the third person like that. It's odd, and just about all of them do it.
You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee little puppet man!
Spike ,'Smile Time'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
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Hil R. - Mar 15, 2009 12:02:37 pm PDT #3608 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
sj - Mar 15, 2009 12:03:57 pm PDT #3609 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
The baby was so adorable today, and his silly parents think I'm doing them a favor. Want one!
Laga - Mar 15, 2009 12:28:27 pm PDT #3610 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I, for one, am enjoying the Hil take on these books. I don't have to read them and they are just so awful in a hilarious way.
seconded
Tom Scola - Mar 15, 2009 12:37:25 pm PDT #3611 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
According to Wikipedia, O Henry wrote an Elsie parody story.
WindSparrow - Mar 15, 2009 1:18:12 pm PDT #3612 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
And here is a link to the Elsie of O Henry: [link]
vw bug - Mar 15, 2009 1:21:02 pm PDT #3613 of 30000
Mostly lurking...
I am so mean, but he is SO cute! [link]
Hil R. - Mar 15, 2009 2:24:42 pm PDT #3614 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
So, Elsie has just cried herself into some sort of sickness because her father won't kiss or hug her until she promises to submit entirely to his will. (This is STILL about her not reading the novel on a Sunday. And a bunch of the adults in the book have backed her up on this.)
He says he doesn't want a daughter with these "perverse" religious ideas, because if she won't read a novel on a Sunday when she's eight, that might mean she won't go to a ball or the opera when she's older, and he doesn't want a child who won't go to a ball or the opera.
Laga - Mar 15, 2009 2:24:13 pm PDT #3615 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I'm looking forward to reading the O'Henry parody when I get home from work.
Hil R. - Mar 15, 2009 2:35:31 pm PDT #3616 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The past 30 pages or so have been Elsie's father taking away one thing after another and then telling her that she'll get it all back if she agrees that she will always obey him. She (tearfully, of course) responses that she will always obey him unless he tells her to break a commandment, and he says that's not good enough. This same scene has played out like five times already.
Laga - Mar 15, 2009 2:40:29 pm PDT #3617 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Doesn't she break a commandment every time she disobeys him? Did Jesus tell her the sabbath was more important than her father? Maybe these books were designed for Christians as a kind of "if you thought you had trouble being like Christ."