Kaylee: Captain seem a little funny to you at breakfast this morning? Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Mar 13, 2009 3:05:45 pm PDT #3505 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Does anyone who reads these, at least modern humans who read these, come out with anything other than "EEWWWW! GROSS! SICK! TWISTED! WRONG!"?


Hil R. - Mar 13, 2009 3:06:39 pm PDT #3506 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yes. These people: [link]


Ailleann - Mar 13, 2009 3:15:47 pm PDT #3507 of 30000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Seriously, is this a book about God, or about BDSM?


Daisy Jane - Mar 13, 2009 3:18:45 pm PDT #3508 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I need to shower. I think I still have some of that link on me.


Hil R. - Mar 13, 2009 3:22:33 pm PDT #3509 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

He makes her memorize two chapters of the bible as punishment for being rude to her grandfather. (In the past chapter, he's made a sudden change to doting father. I'm waiting to see how long this lasts.) She says that memorizing the bible is no punishment, because she loves it so.


Daisy Jane - Mar 13, 2009 3:29:52 pm PDT #3510 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

In good parent news: Yay! Stephanie, Ellie and fam. Glad to read it!


beth b - Mar 13, 2009 3:32:17 pm PDT #3511 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

yay!!!!ellie's home !


Hil R. - Mar 13, 2009 3:34:41 pm PDT #3512 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yay Ellie!


sarameg - Mar 13, 2009 3:35:08 pm PDT #3513 of 30000

So glad she's home and healing.


Fay - Mar 13, 2009 3:35:47 pm PDT #3514 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Thank you, Ailleann! Exactly!

Seriously, I am supremely unsurprised to find that she marries her father her father's friend. It's all sounding very The Seventh Veil. Or, you know, bad Snape fanfic.