Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Mar 13, 2009 3:18:45 pm PDT #3508 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I need to shower. I think I still have some of that link on me.


Hil R. - Mar 13, 2009 3:22:33 pm PDT #3509 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

He makes her memorize two chapters of the bible as punishment for being rude to her grandfather. (In the past chapter, he's made a sudden change to doting father. I'm waiting to see how long this lasts.) She says that memorizing the bible is no punishment, because she loves it so.


Daisy Jane - Mar 13, 2009 3:29:52 pm PDT #3510 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

In good parent news: Yay! Stephanie, Ellie and fam. Glad to read it!


beth b - Mar 13, 2009 3:32:17 pm PDT #3511 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

yay!!!!ellie's home !


Hil R. - Mar 13, 2009 3:34:41 pm PDT #3512 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yay Ellie!


sarameg - Mar 13, 2009 3:35:08 pm PDT #3513 of 30000

So glad she's home and healing.


Fay - Mar 13, 2009 3:35:47 pm PDT #3514 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Thank you, Ailleann! Exactly!

Seriously, I am supremely unsurprised to find that she marries her father her father's friend. It's all sounding very The Seventh Veil. Or, you know, bad Snape fanfic.


sj - Mar 13, 2009 3:37:41 pm PDT #3515 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, Ellie!


Hil R. - Mar 13, 2009 3:41:52 pm PDT #3516 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

And, we've suddenly transitioned to this:

"The darling!" he murmured to himself; "she is lovely as an angel, and she is _mine_, mine only, mine own precious one; and loves me with her whole soul. Ah! how can I ever find it in my heart to be stern to her? Ah! if _I_ were but _half_ as good and pure as she is, I should be a better man than I am." And he heaved a deep sigh.


sj - Mar 13, 2009 3:44:19 pm PDT #3517 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hil, you're going to give us all nightmares.