Well, Elsie just spent two hours sitting silently next to her father as he read a book and ignored her. He was punishing her for setting free a rare bird that he's captured. She spent the two hours gazing at him, thinking about how handsome he is and despairing that he would never love her, would never take her upon his knee and caress her. Then he sends her to bed. She stands, waiting for a kiss goodnight, and he says that he won't kiss her, because she'd been naughty. She runs up to her room and breaks down in hysterics.
Willow: You know what they say. The bigger they are... Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothin'.
'The Killer In Me'
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Hil R. - Mar 13, 2009 2:09:07 pm PDT #3493 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Connie Neil - Mar 13, 2009 2:19:29 pm PDT #3494 of 30000
brillig
Yup, cruel father as disappointed God stand-in. When you free the birds you make Baby Jesus cry, and he won't love you anymore.
Daisy Jane - Mar 13, 2009 2:30:56 pm PDT #3495 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Jesus, the only thing that could redeem this book at this point is if Elsie ends up smacking that self-centered abusive father and ran off with her inappropriate lover to start a collective somewhere in the delta.
ETA: Also? I think we need a list of little known things that make the Baby Jesus cry.
Hil R. - Mar 13, 2009 2:36:40 pm PDT #3496 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
According to wikipedia, she ends up marrying her father's friend.
I'm still trying to figure out where she lives. The books so far hasn't said anything more specific than "the south," but the internet says North Carolina. The internet also says it takes place in the 1840s, though it was first published in 1867.
Daisy Jane - Mar 13, 2009 2:43:01 pm PDT #3497 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
According to wikipedia, she ends up marrying her father's friend.
Gross.
Connie Neil - Mar 13, 2009 2:53:56 pm PDT #3498 of 30000
brillig
Good God, there's a whole series of those books, including the run from Elsie's Girlhood, through her children, through Elsie's Widowhood.
edit: Girlhood, Womanhood, Motherhood, Children, Widowhood, and Grandmother Elsie. I don't want to think what's in the Womanhood volume.
Calli - Mar 13, 2009 2:51:48 pm PDT #3499 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In completely unrelated news, Trader Joe's dark chocolate covered edamame are delicious. I'm having some people over tonight and bought them for snacks. My guests had better arrive in a timely fashion, or they'll be SOL.
Hil R. - Mar 13, 2009 2:58:04 pm PDT #3500 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Whoa. He hasn't punished her physically yet. But when he thinks she's lied to him, he's about to whip her with a riding crop. (She's saved at the last moment, by his younger sister, who's a few years older than Elsie, telling him that Elsie was telling the truth.)
Hil R. - Mar 13, 2009 2:58:54 pm PDT #3501 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
(This book, as well as nearly all the sequels, are up at Project Gutenberg, in case anyone else wants to experience the horror for themselves.)
Daisy Jane - Mar 13, 2009 2:59:56 pm PDT #3502 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Feh. At this point I think if he had whipped her she would have felt she deserved it because she should have been more articulate with the truth or maybe because she lied in the past.
I hate to blame the victim, but dude.