Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Mar 12, 2009 5:55:12 pm PDT #3401 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

a boy minion is wearing something axe-like and a girl minion is wearing coconut-lime-verbena and whenever they both get near me at the same time my brain tries to crawl out my nose.


Ginger - Mar 12, 2009 6:01:47 pm PDT #3402 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Why are you reading Elsie Dinsmore? Has she passed out rather than break the Sabbath yet?


Hil R. - Mar 12, 2009 6:18:14 pm PDT #3403 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Why are you reading Elsie Dinsmore? Has she passed out rather than break the Sabbath yet?

I'm only a few pages in. So far, she's cried at injustice and then cried because she was ashamed of herself for not bearing injustice as well as Jesus did. The injustice was that one of the boys was pulling her hair and annoying her and that jostled her arm and made an ink blot on her paper, and because of the paper not being perfect, she wasn't allowed to go to the fair.

As for why I'm reading it, I'm not quite sure. Morbid curiosity, I guess.


Hil R. - Mar 12, 2009 6:24:04 pm PDT #3404 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oh, and my officemate says he doesn't like the way the media is demonizing Chris Brown. And he also said that an offhand comment that I made was in poor taste. Dude, you're defending Chris Brown. You so don't get to decide "poor taste."

(My comment, by the way, was when I was reading my email and got an email from Planned Parenthood of Metro Washington (I ended up on their mailing list after going to a reproductive rights march a few years ago), advertising a fundraiser. The fundraiser was a trivia night for young professionals. I commented that I found that kind of odd, because the places where I'm used to seeing "trivia night for young professionals" is Jewish groups who have an obvious aim of getting young Jewish people to meet other young Jewish people and make lots of Jewish babies. So I added, "So what's this? They want young people who believe in reproductive rights to meet other young people who believe in reproductive rights and make lots of babies who believe in reproductive rights?" And it seems that using "babies" and "reproductive rights" in the same sentence like that is in poor taste.)

(He also objected to the term "reproductive rights," but knows he's not going to get anywhere with me on arguing that one.)


Cashmere - Mar 12, 2009 6:28:16 pm PDT #3405 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Hil, I swear, I want to fly out there and kick that guy's ass. And I'm not (usually) a violent person.


amych - Mar 12, 2009 6:28:23 pm PDT #3406 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dude, I love babies *and* reproductive rights. I suspect the same is true of a lot of people around here!


Ginger - Mar 12, 2009 6:43:49 pm PDT #3407 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

So far, she's cried at injustice and then cried because she was ashamed of herself for not bearing injustice as well as Jesus did.

I don't think it's a spoiler to say that there will be a lot more crying. I read it because it's an important piece of 19th century popular culture, but I can't say I enjoyed it. I think I sprained my eyes from too much rolling. It's a pretty sharp contrast to Little Women, published at about the same time as the first of the many Elsie books.


beth b - Mar 12, 2009 6:44:23 pm PDT #3408 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Ok, he can asked stupid questions, he can even be stupid, but when you officemate starts being Judgey McJudgerson -- he's way past the line. He's asked for tolerance from you ( by asking personal religious questions) so he has to give it.


WindSparrow - Mar 12, 2009 6:46:00 pm PDT #3409 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I hope it's the hokey pokey.

Anybody else now earwormed with "you put your right boob in, you put your right boob out..."? I may need to throw things at you, billytea.

Hil, in your shoes, I would probably spend the next several months making the most outrageous conversation possible using Victorian euphemisms such as "nether limbs" and "unmentionables" as possible. It would, of course, not help in the least bit, but I could probably obfuscate enough to make the guy's head spin faster than it already is.


billytea - Mar 12, 2009 6:59:14 pm PDT #3410 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I may need to throw things at you, billytea.

Dopn't forget to allow for the Coriolis effect. I'd hate to see you hit New Zealand instead.