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billytea - Mar 12, 2009 3:04:49 pm PDT #3393 of 30000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The caption on the picture informs me that it is a "booby pair performing courtship dance."

I hope it's the hokey pokey.

Because if you give a man 1000 pieces of gold he will eat for a day probably somewhat longer than a day, but if you teach a man a skill, he can fish forever. Or something.

I figure a guy with 1000 pieces of gold can probably afford to enrol in a class, learn some skills, and still have gold left over.

EpicTangent - Mar 12, 2009 3:20:32 pm PDT #3394 of 30000

Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I hope it's the hokey pokey.

Because "courtship" is what it's all about?

I figure a guy with 1000 pieces of gold can probably afford to enrol in a class, learn some skills, and still have gold left over.

I dunno. I can't speak to Aussie Universities, but with the way tuition costs keep going up here...

Calli - Mar 12, 2009 3:24:09 pm PDT #3395 of 30000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

the way tuition costs keep going up here...

The cost of gold has been going up, too. So it all comes down to the size of the pieces.

Sad, really, because if the piece are small you'll really need the skills you can't afford to learn.

billytea - Mar 12, 2009 3:33:27 pm PDT #3396 of 30000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Because "courtship" is what it's all about?

That, or shaking it all about.

Vortex - Mar 12, 2009 3:51:29 pm PDT #3397 of 30000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Elmo and Ricky Gervais Outtake HILARIOUS!

SailAweigh - Mar 12, 2009 4:12:03 pm PDT #3398 of 30000

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Peeps has come out with Orange Cream marshmallow eggs. I'm doomed.

Laga - Mar 12, 2009 4:23:05 pm PDT #3399 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

uh-oh. And I was planning to stop by the drug store on the way home to get a multi-vitamin. Perhaps I can avoid the seasonal aisle.

Hil R. - Mar 12, 2009 5:17:54 pm PDT #3400 of 30000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Blech. Everything hurts. And I'm reading Elsie Dinsmore, which is making my brain hurt, too.

Laga - Mar 12, 2009 5:55:12 pm PDT #3401 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

a boy minion is wearing something axe-like and a girl minion is wearing coconut-lime-verbena and whenever they both get near me at the same time my brain tries to crawl out my nose.

Ginger - Mar 12, 2009 6:01:47 pm PDT #3402 of 30000

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Why are you reading Elsie Dinsmore? Has she passed out rather than break the Sabbath yet?

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