Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Mar 11, 2009 5:59:14 pm PDT #3330 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I need break now! I'm just physically and emotionally and mentally exhausted, and need to relax.

At this time I feel I must remind you that Spring Break = Florida, and Florida = Laura. We promise to never mention Math.


Hil R. - Mar 11, 2009 6:08:29 pm PDT #3331 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

This year, Spring Break = New Jersey.

One thing I'm really looking forward to is just letting my body relax. I've been getting into this pattern of messing up a joint, and compensating by putting more pressure on the opposite one, so that just as the one on one side starts feeling better, the one on the other side starts hurting. And so much everyday stuff aggravates it. But a week at home means a week of not having to write or carry books or carry grocery bags or deal with the stupid heavy door at my office or cook or anything.


Volans - Mar 11, 2009 6:28:53 pm PDT #3332 of 30000
move out and draw fire

hil, I'm thinking your officemate is less "socially inept" and more "compelte fucking sociopath"

This. And also, I'm really really tempted to wait for him outside your office and beat the crap out of him. Just to see what he does.

(OK, yes, I'm going for Second Place in the "complete fucking sociopath" sweepstakes...but it's been that kind of week)


Typo Boy - Mar 11, 2009 6:30:21 pm PDT #3333 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

This. And also, I'm really really tempted to wait for him outside your office and beat the crap out of him. Just to see what he does.

(OK, yes, I'm going for Second Place in the "complete fucking sociopath" sweepstakes...but it's been that kind of week)

Nah, a totally understandable reaction. If you do it, I'll bring the popcorn.


Laura - Mar 11, 2009 6:35:47 pm PDT #3334 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Signs on for Raq alibi.


Volans - Mar 11, 2009 6:41:28 pm PDT #3335 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Anyone want to make the book on whether he cries, goes fetal, or cries and goes fetal?


Trudy Booth - Mar 11, 2009 6:44:39 pm PDT #3336 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I vote cries, goes fetal, and mutters an oddly anti-semitic query as he passes the fuck out.


Vortex - Mar 11, 2009 6:48:18 pm PDT #3337 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I have seen none of this. I can't defend you if I know of a conspiracy.

(well, not technically true, but it's better if I don't have notice)


Trudy Booth - Mar 11, 2009 6:58:53 pm PDT #3338 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Vortex, I'm paypalling you a dollar right now.


Hil R. - Mar 11, 2009 7:05:29 pm PDT #3339 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The NY Times has an article about a football player who says he's going broke from paying child support for his nine kids. He says that the mothers of four of those kids lied to him about being on the pill. Wouldn't he have learned to use a condom anyway by, like, the second time? [link]