A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Mar 09, 2009 7:05:56 am PDT #3069 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, ugh, Sparky, that's miserable. And, okay, it's completely natural hound behavior, but I still want to shake a stern finger at Sass for flipping you out in the middle of a 9-month hormone storm (although, sadly, the Babyfras will probably do the exact same thing at least once before s/he turns 5, and it's even less fun with a tiny human than a dog).

Bad Sass. Bad weekend. You deserve a do-over.


Emily - Mar 09, 2009 7:06:46 am PDT #3070 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Oh my god. A must-read: A Defense of Rush Against Intolerant Liberals


sj - Mar 09, 2009 7:09:24 am PDT #3071 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Sparky}}} I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

There's new white stuff on the ground again. I'm so sick of this.


Fay - Mar 09, 2009 7:11:45 am PDT #3072 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

"My initial thought when I was half awake was, 'it's a lunatic ninja coming through the window'," he said. .

...

...

... has no words

but is sure billytea will have something salient to say on the matter.

edited because I like the lunatic ninja quote best.


tommyrot - Mar 09, 2009 7:11:54 am PDT #3073 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A man in Australia suffered scratched buttocks and shredded underpants wrestling with a kangaroo after it smashed through his bedroom window.

Meanwhile, approximately .00001% of people on the internet are now aroused....


Toddson - Mar 09, 2009 7:13:57 am PDT #3074 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I eavesdropped on some interesting conversations on the Metro yesterday. There was a hockey game and the train was packed with people headed there. Next to me were two teenaged girls talking hockey (also how cute Alex Ovechkin (sp?) was). In front of me two middle-aged men talking about cooking.


Trudy Booth - Mar 09, 2009 7:21:55 am PDT #3075 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oh my god. A must-read: A Defense of Rush Against Intolerant Liberals

He needs to work a Rick Astley clip into that.


Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2009 7:29:58 am PDT #3076 of 30000
brillig

I had no idea ninjas were such a hazard in Australia, much less lunatic ones.


omnis_audis - Mar 09, 2009 8:24:25 am PDT #3077 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Oh my god. A must-read: A Defense of Rush Against Intolerant Liberals
that was awesome!

Now I need to find my motivation. It's my one day off in 8 days, and last until next Wednesday. And yet, all I want to do is sit in my towel and browse the internet.


WindSparrow - Mar 09, 2009 9:00:11 am PDT #3078 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

If I were in charge of Bond's underwear, we'd have a new spokesmodel.