And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Mar 09, 2009 7:11:45 am PDT #3072 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

"My initial thought when I was half awake was, 'it's a lunatic ninja coming through the window'," he said. .

...

...

... has no words

but is sure billytea will have something salient to say on the matter.

edited because I like the lunatic ninja quote best.


tommyrot - Mar 09, 2009 7:11:54 am PDT #3073 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A man in Australia suffered scratched buttocks and shredded underpants wrestling with a kangaroo after it smashed through his bedroom window.

Meanwhile, approximately .00001% of people on the internet are now aroused....


Toddson - Mar 09, 2009 7:13:57 am PDT #3074 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I eavesdropped on some interesting conversations on the Metro yesterday. There was a hockey game and the train was packed with people headed there. Next to me were two teenaged girls talking hockey (also how cute Alex Ovechkin (sp?) was). In front of me two middle-aged men talking about cooking.


Trudy Booth - Mar 09, 2009 7:21:55 am PDT #3075 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oh my god. A must-read: A Defense of Rush Against Intolerant Liberals

He needs to work a Rick Astley clip into that.


Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2009 7:29:58 am PDT #3076 of 30000
brillig

I had no idea ninjas were such a hazard in Australia, much less lunatic ones.


omnis_audis - Mar 09, 2009 8:24:25 am PDT #3077 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Oh my god. A must-read: A Defense of Rush Against Intolerant Liberals
that was awesome!

Now I need to find my motivation. It's my one day off in 8 days, and last until next Wednesday. And yet, all I want to do is sit in my towel and browse the internet.


WindSparrow - Mar 09, 2009 9:00:11 am PDT #3078 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

If I were in charge of Bond's underwear, we'd have a new spokesmodel.


WindSparrow - Mar 09, 2009 9:00:29 am PDT #3079 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Take that any way you like.


omnis_audis - Mar 09, 2009 9:10:20 am PDT #3080 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I can see how ebaying can absorb time. I'm sitting here, with 15 minutes left on an auction, waiting to bid until the last minute, but strangely not wanting to leave, for fear of getting absorbed into some other project, and then missing that golden minute of bidding.


Beverly - Mar 09, 2009 9:14:18 am PDT #3081 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Headlines from the lunatic ninja 'roo link:

Hero in underpants tackles a 'roo

FROM OTHER NEWS SITES:

Sky News Oz Dad Fights Off 'Lunatic Ninja' Kangaroo - 2 hrs ago

Guardian Unlimited Australian fights off kangaroo in home - 4 hrs ago

Telegraph Australian man wrestles kangaroo intruder - 6 hrs ago

CNN Man beats up kangaroo home invader - 6 hrs ago

Channel 4 News Roo jumps in on family - 7 hrs ago

in addition, SEE ALSO:

Dog rescues woman from kangaroo

I find the differing takes on the incident sort of interesting.