Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Stephanie - Nov 03, 2009 4:57:01 pm PST #29216 of 30000
Trust my rage

Congrats to Callaluna, DH, and baby girl!

Is that two buffista weddings this weekend?


WindSparrow - Nov 03, 2009 5:13:09 pm PST #29217 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Congratulations, Callaluna!

IOcatN, you know, it does not seem fair to me. Harvey chases his tail, catches, occasionally bites it. Me? I gently wave his tail in front of his face, and he hautily pulls it out of my grasp and pointedly wraps it around him, like a properly starchy butler wrapping himself in aplomb. This cat jumps on my lap when I'm using the toilet, and I never jump on him when he's in the litter box. All I ask is to be able mess with his tail, and no! he won't let me.


amych - Nov 03, 2009 5:19:44 pm PST #29218 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Is that two buffista weddings this weekend?

Two weddings, an engagement, at least one anniversary... who needs Valentine's Day anyway?


Cass - Nov 03, 2009 5:31:42 pm PST #29219 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Different thing entirely.

I didn't say you'd actually be to blame, just that I would.

But the makeup brush thing is from you, I realize. Since this means I have many new eye shadows from Aromaleigh, I am entirely okay with it. Does remind me I need a couple new brushes though.


omnis_audis - Nov 03, 2009 6:38:30 pm PST #29220 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

:: tap tap tap ::

it's so quiet in here. Kinda spooooky. Is this to give lurkers a chance to catch up in Bitches?


JZ - Nov 03, 2009 6:40:14 pm PST #29221 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

It's quiet. Too quiet.

(And qualified, contingent, lots of may-it-all-work-out~ma-filled congratulations, omnis!)


Hil R. - Nov 03, 2009 6:41:15 pm PST #29222 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm meeting with my advisor tomorrow. Kind of dreading it. But at least I do have a plan for what to do if he hasn't read the paper yet.

Also, I just realized I missed the deadline for a travel grant I was going to apply for. Oops. Still going to SF, just going to have to pay for a bit more of it myself.


DavidS - Nov 03, 2009 6:48:36 pm PST #29223 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Okay then, random recent conversations with Matilda concerning robots.

1)

Matilda: Daddy, I want you to buy a dog!
Me: You and Emmett.
Matilda: I want a robot dog. And a robot cat. They're friends.

2)

"When I was a baby I came out of Mommy's belly. And I bit the robot hand. I bit it and chewed if off."

[I immediately went to an Invader Zim place of "I love you cold unfeeling robot arm!" but she was actually referring to her mutilation of JZ's Calculon figure from Futurama. Which happened several years after her birth.]


Burrell - Nov 03, 2009 6:54:46 pm PST #29224 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I love ordering from Aromaleigh because they give samples. And thanks to said samples, I now have a new favorite eye shadow, arielle.

I did have a pang of "am I too old?" when I tried a sample from the gothic lolita collection, but it was such a perfect color. Sigh. Somehow, although my music taste has always skewed gothy, my clothing style is too tame for me to feel like anything but a poser.


DavidS - Nov 03, 2009 6:57:58 pm PST #29225 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

my clothing style is too tame for me to feel like anything but a poser.

Surely there's an academic goth look. All those robes.

My college looked like frickin' Hogwarts at graduation when all the profs came out in their academic robes from their various alma maters.

Not my college but shit like this.

The basic design of all academic costume in the United States was established in 1895 and was first used at Emory by the class of 1902. There are three types of gowns, three styles of hoods, and two kinds of cap tassels included in American academic costume. The bachelor's gown is without ornamentation and has long, pointed open sleeves; the master's gown is similar but has even longer sleeves, which are closed at the bottom (with openings about midway for the hands). The doctor's gown has full-length lapels of velvet and bell-shaped sleeves with three horizontal velvet bars. Tassels for bachelors and masters are black; tassels of gold thread may be worn by doctors. Gowns and caps are usually black, although Emory and other schools have specified that their doctors may wear gowns of distinctive colors. Yale's deep blue doctoral gown, Harvard's crimson, Columbia's dark blue, and Emory's blue and gold are a few that may be seen in the procession. Most of the other colorful gowns and the unusual caps are from universities abroad.

The hood varies for the respective degrees, the doctor's hood being longer and fuller than the others. The major field of study can be determined from the velvet facing on the hood according to the following color scheme: white, the arts; gold-yellow, science; purple, law; apricot, nursing; green, medicine; sapphire, business; scarlet, theology; salmon, public health; light blue, education; and dark blue, doctors of philosophy. The hood is lined with silk in the colors of the institution that granted the degree. For Emory graduates, the lining is blue with a chevron of gold.