I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Nov 03, 2009 4:55:03 pm PST #29215 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Congrats to Callaluna and DH!


Stephanie - Nov 03, 2009 4:57:01 pm PST #29216 of 30000
Trust my rage

Congrats to Callaluna, DH, and baby girl!

Is that two buffista weddings this weekend?


WindSparrow - Nov 03, 2009 5:13:09 pm PST #29217 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Congratulations, Callaluna!

IOcatN, you know, it does not seem fair to me. Harvey chases his tail, catches, occasionally bites it. Me? I gently wave his tail in front of his face, and he hautily pulls it out of my grasp and pointedly wraps it around him, like a properly starchy butler wrapping himself in aplomb. This cat jumps on my lap when I'm using the toilet, and I never jump on him when he's in the litter box. All I ask is to be able mess with his tail, and no! he won't let me.


amych - Nov 03, 2009 5:19:44 pm PST #29218 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Is that two buffista weddings this weekend?

Two weddings, an engagement, at least one anniversary... who needs Valentine's Day anyway?


Cass - Nov 03, 2009 5:31:42 pm PST #29219 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Different thing entirely.

I didn't say you'd actually be to blame, just that I would.

But the makeup brush thing is from you, I realize. Since this means I have many new eye shadows from Aromaleigh, I am entirely okay with it. Does remind me I need a couple new brushes though.


omnis_audis - Nov 03, 2009 6:38:30 pm PST #29220 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

:: tap tap tap ::

it's so quiet in here. Kinda spooooky. Is this to give lurkers a chance to catch up in Bitches?


JZ - Nov 03, 2009 6:40:14 pm PST #29221 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

It's quiet. Too quiet.

(And qualified, contingent, lots of may-it-all-work-out~ma-filled congratulations, omnis!)


Hil R. - Nov 03, 2009 6:41:15 pm PST #29222 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm meeting with my advisor tomorrow. Kind of dreading it. But at least I do have a plan for what to do if he hasn't read the paper yet.

Also, I just realized I missed the deadline for a travel grant I was going to apply for. Oops. Still going to SF, just going to have to pay for a bit more of it myself.


DavidS - Nov 03, 2009 6:48:36 pm PST #29223 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Okay then, random recent conversations with Matilda concerning robots.

1)

Matilda: Daddy, I want you to buy a dog!
Me: You and Emmett.
Matilda: I want a robot dog. And a robot cat. They're friends.

2)

"When I was a baby I came out of Mommy's belly. And I bit the robot hand. I bit it and chewed if off."

[I immediately went to an Invader Zim place of "I love you cold unfeeling robot arm!" but she was actually referring to her mutilation of JZ's Calculon figure from Futurama. Which happened several years after her birth.]


Burrell - Nov 03, 2009 6:54:46 pm PST #29224 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I love ordering from Aromaleigh because they give samples. And thanks to said samples, I now have a new favorite eye shadow, arielle.

I did have a pang of "am I too old?" when I tried a sample from the gothic lolita collection, but it was such a perfect color. Sigh. Somehow, although my music taste has always skewed gothy, my clothing style is too tame for me to feel like anything but a poser.