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Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Nov 01, 2009 12:17:42 pm PST #28993 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Bobby has a bank account and a good sum; Brendon is Mr. Instant Spend it all. (apparently his mother's son)


Vortex - Nov 01, 2009 12:18:41 pm PST #28994 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

So 5 is where it becomes an orgy, then?

A bunch of us had this discussion once, and determined:

1- masturbation
2 - sex
3 - threesome
4 - group sex (aka "fourgy")
5+ - orgy


Polter-Cow - Nov 01, 2009 12:25:04 pm PST #28995 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Bobby has a bank account and a good sum; Brendon is Mr. Instant Spend it all. (apparently his mother's son)

Oh, the MUST is his behavior, not your decree.


tommyrot - Nov 01, 2009 12:27:31 pm PST #28996 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, the MUST is his behavior, not your decree.

Heh. What kind of Mom says, "Oh, you've earned some money? SPEND IT! SPEND IT! NOW NOW NOW!"


Polter-Cow - Nov 01, 2009 12:30:41 pm PST #28997 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Laura was just talking about her parenting style! I thought maybe it was really weird.

My parents want me to spend more money, but that's because I oversave and am frugal.


WindSparrow - Nov 01, 2009 12:40:33 pm PST #28998 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Sunil, how would it be, if you said the mantra with the specific intention that the wife it helps you get be the right woman, at the right time - whether that be now, next year, or ten years from now?

You did a great job handling your mother today.

Sorry to hear about all the parenting challenges for the wee ones and the tall ones.

In high school, I was so much the good girl, that my friends parents would let them get away with more stuff if I happened to be around, on the grounds that it could not possibly have been all that bad if I was there. Also, the time I said, "Shit!" really loudly playing volleyball in the church gym, one of my friends told her mom that, and her mom thought it was cute.

I don't really regret being a good girl in high school. But I do in college. What a waste of being 20!


Polter-Cow - Nov 01, 2009 1:00:34 pm PST #28999 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Sunil, how would it be, if you said the mantra with the specific intention that the wife it helps you get be the right woman, at the right time - whether that be now, next year, or ten years from now?

Oh, I will do that. For kicks. We shall call it the prayer placebo.

Also, the time I said, "Shit!" really loudly playing volleyball in the church gym, one of my friends told her mom that, and her mom thought it was cute.

One time I was beating up my brother and called him a "fucking" something, and I got all scared that he was going to tell on me for cursing.

Oh! And one time when we were visiting in SF, my uncles told me that the Golden Gate Bridge shook, and I didn't believe them, and so we went on the bridge and they let me feel it. This was back in the day when everyone was using camcorders and recording things, and I yelled into the camera, "All right, you fucking bitches!" And then I immediately clamped my hands over my mouth and started freaking out and told them to rewind and tape over so my mom wouldn't see it.

Oh and this one time I gave this old guy at the hall the finger for telling me to stop picking on my little brother. Unfortunately, he knew my mom and I had to write some sentence a hundred times.

Huh. I may have been a good kid in high school, but I guess I got all my acting out done before then.


erikaj - Nov 01, 2009 1:06:27 pm PST #29000 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

what windsparrow said.


Hil R. - Nov 01, 2009 1:11:22 pm PST #29001 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oops. I just managed to spill arrowroot starch all over myself and my kitchen.


Hil R. - Nov 01, 2009 1:33:51 pm PST #29002 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I will not argue with swine flu conspiracy theorists. I will not argue with swine flu conspiracy theorists. I will not argue with swine flu conspiracy theorists.