ChiKat, you'd be married if only you'd fast for eleven Tuesdays straight and repeat this one mantra eleven times a day.
I think of this as P-C's mom's Fizzbin requirement.
I know, world in peril and we have to work together. This is my last office romance, I'll tell you that.
Buffy ,'End of Days'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DCJensen - Oct 30, 2009 1:00:47 pm PDT #28756 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Steph L. - Oct 30, 2009 1:04:40 pm PDT #28757 of 30000
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Okay, the wind just markedly kicked up.
God gets Mad when you mention the pony thing.
I saved my clothes, though. And then made banana bread. (One has nothing to do with the other.) It's in the oven now and smells yummy.
Polter-Cow - Oct 30, 2009 1:04:48 pm PDT #28758 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ha! I do love Fizzbin.
I saved my clothes, though. And then made banana bread. (One has nothing to do with the other.)
If only you saved your clothes, you would have made banana bread.
Typo Boy - Oct 30, 2009 1:22:51 pm PDT #28759 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
I think to get the pony you need to believe in more than one god.
"I believe in one god. I believe in three. I'll believe in any god who'll believe in me. That's a pact. Shake on that. No taking back."
Hil R. - Oct 30, 2009 1:36:05 pm PDT #28760 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I had a friend who dated a black guy and her mother actually said "if you can't date a white boy, can you at least date a nice oriental boy?"
My mother once told me that, if I don't marry a Jewish guy, an Asian guy is the next best choice, because Asians put the same value on education that Jews do.
JZ - Oct 30, 2009 1:48:59 pm PDT #28761 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Oh, also: Believe in God. No pony (yet). Not married until past 35 (and yet, even so, managed to squeeze out an alarmingly adorable child, even with my decrepit and decaying egg supply).
(Srsly. I've several times come across message boards where idiots in their early twenties chirpily proclaimed that daring to get knocked up after 30 is tantamount to child abuse.)
Steph L. - Oct 30, 2009 1:53:01 pm PDT #28762 of 30000
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The banana bread is out of the oven and the house smells fantastic.
It's a recipe I haven't used before, that called for sour cream. I think it will be excellent. I just need to let it cool a bit before I can try it and make that judgment call.
I really need a shower, having gone to the gym earlier and expended much energy.
Jessica - Oct 30, 2009 1:53:05 pm PDT #28763 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I had a great-aunt who used to tell her kids "I don't care if you bring home a black, I don't care if you bring home a gay - just don't bring home a Republican!"
Steph L. - Oct 30, 2009 1:55:12 pm PDT #28764 of 30000
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The fact that The Boy voted for Bush is something We Never Discuss. And he's barely pro-choice, which troubles me as well. But for the most part, our lefty social-justice leanings match up.
Steph L. - Oct 30, 2009 2:26:14 pm PDT #28765 of 30000
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Oh my god. Sour cream in the banana bread recipe?
AWESOME. I might have to eat the whole loaf.
Fortunately, the recipe made 2 loaves.