Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Oct 26, 2009 8:35:53 am PDT #27959 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I thought that was Nadine. Dang, I wish someone was going as Nadine.


lisah - Oct 26, 2009 8:37:06 am PDT #27960 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Random fact: Log Lady was my friend's dad's first wife .


Calli - Oct 26, 2009 8:37:21 am PDT #27961 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

The log lady doesn't invent much of anything. But I would like her cabin, if it had broadband access.


tommyrot - Oct 26, 2009 8:38:17 am PDT #27962 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Log Lady doesn't need broadband. Her log tells her everything she needs to know.


Jessica - Oct 26, 2009 8:39:47 am PDT #27963 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I just got a flu shot and an awesome free seated massage at my office health fair. Score! Except that my arm hurts.


Calli - Oct 26, 2009 8:39:57 am PDT #27964 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Log Lady doesn't need broadband. Her log tells her everything she needs to know.

Yeah, but I question its streaming video capabilities. (The Log Lady is a secret slasher and loves the vids. True facts.)


Vortex - Oct 26, 2009 8:43:46 am PDT #27965 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Cooking question - If I can't find my roasting pan, it is better to use a pyrex baking dish or a dutch oven with high sides?


Jessica - Oct 26, 2009 8:45:14 am PDT #27966 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Baking dish - the dutch oven will trap too much steam and inhibit browning.


smonster - Oct 26, 2009 8:58:06 am PDT #27967 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Since I'm bored and not working - Shallow (Spooky) Fashion Detais:

"Le Fleur" MCR t-shirt, made semi-respectable with a black blazer and dressy jeans. [link] (yes, it should be "La Fleur")
Silver bracelet with dozens of tiny skull charms, including a key with skull on it
Skeleton hand hairclips
Black/white/gray argyle socks
Dansko Mary Janes, to show off the socks
Dangly earrings with a moon, star, and black sky

I may not be a Perky!Goth, but dressy (lite) gothy sure makes me perky.


Polter-Cow - Oct 26, 2009 9:04:39 am PDT #27968 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

So it turns out my parents were completely surprised that I actually came to get the Pants. They went out because they knew I wasn't coming since I hadn't answered my phone and hadn't called them back yet (so I wonder whether my dad really intended to drive out to the airport as a Plan B). My mom didn't even bother to get the Pants ready for me since she knew I wasn't coming. The sense that they were subconsciously making the home a safe space for me to come get the Pants was in my head. OR WAS IT.

(Of course, the fact that we went back home to get the Pants before going to the airport caused us to hit heavy traffic on the way and make me late checking in, which would have been a disaster if my flight wasn't delayed. And this was supposed to prove the existence of God to me, according to my mom. My mom who wants me to repeat some mantra eleven times a day and fast for eleven Tuesdays, as this will help me get a good life partner. She did not respond to the fact that God delayed my flight for two more hours as we sat at the gate waiting for a storm to pass. Also, my dad is still angry at me, though he was calmer on the phone last night.)