And what's the fun in becoming an immortal demon if you're not regular, am I right?

The Mayor ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Oct 26, 2009 1:10:38 am PDT #27930 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Kirstin, I like the second pair of sandals a lot. But how long will you be standing in them? If it were me the heel would cause some concern. Of course, I'm a huge wimp about heels, so YHMV.


Laura - Oct 26, 2009 1:51:00 am PDT #27931 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Both wedding sandals are nice.

There's a Chinese tradition to shave off a baby's hair while they're young, the idea being so it'll grow in thicker.

My parents should have done this.


Shir - Oct 26, 2009 3:57:11 am PDT #27932 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Health~ma for your cousin and future baby, askye.


Aims - Oct 26, 2009 4:05:22 am PDT #27933 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear meth-dealers and makers,

Fuck you for making it so that we can't have nice drugs. Easily.

Signed,
Don't know why they needed the Myers-Briggs profile to give her the Sudafed.


Aims - Oct 26, 2009 4:24:55 am PDT #27934 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Also,

Dear Potential Tenants,

If you have time to call me and bitch at me about how you were given the wrong line to take to get to us, then you have enough time to call the fucking AATA and get the information your damn self.

Signed,
Way too effing early for this shit.


Fay - Oct 26, 2009 5:55:22 am PDT #27935 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Evidence of The Cat Daniel's macchiavellian nature: I rescued him from Cat Prison this afternoon, where he'd been consigned while I went gadding off to Cambodia.

He appeared very pleased to be rescued, although he was vocal in his disapproval of Cat Prison (and, yes, clearly he acts all frantic and feral if they try to let him out of the cage to hang out - they agreed that he was best just left in the cage, to glower peacefully out at the world).

However, I fed and watered him, and made a fuss of him, and then got on with internetting, to let him calm down and settle back into his space.

He was snuggly and purry, and clearly delighted with his fish supper. All appeared to be well. At first.

And then, an hour or so after we got home, after he'd lulled me into a false sense of security...

Vomit.

Fishy vomit.

Projectile fishy vomit.

ONTO THE MACBOOK.

(And the bedsheets, but, y'know - MacBook!)

Cue much frantic and repulsed cleaning up.

Macchiavellian, I tell you. A true minion of Basement Cat, he is.

::sighs::


Fay - Oct 26, 2009 6:03:37 am PDT #27936 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Cereal post:

Today's random kid moment, while kid was explaining the game he'd designed for homework, as part of his Space Project on Neptune (said game being clearly derived from Snakes'n'Ladders, but in an excellent spacetastic manner):

Kid (seriously): And here's another rocket, to take you up to the next line, and this is the square with the skeleton monkeys.

Me (nodding sagely): ....ah yes, those well-known Skeleton Monkeys, lying await for unwary travellers through the solar system.

Kid: Yep.


Barb - Oct 26, 2009 6:16:27 am PDT #27937 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Fishy kitty vomit? Urk, Fay. Little bastard, lulling you into a false sense of security that way.

IOmeN: I just spent the last hour packing and labeling about a half dozen boxes of my reference books that I want/need to know where they're at when we move.

OMG, when we move!

We're really doing this! ACK!


sj - Oct 26, 2009 7:20:51 am PDT #27938 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Morning, Bitches! How is your Monday treating you?


Vortex - Oct 26, 2009 7:22:37 am PDT #27939 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Dear Mom, you have been bitching about this problem for three months. You say that you made a promise and you've dropped a bunch of hints to the person that you didn't want to keep the promise and they're not getting the hint. Now, you are bitching to me about being forced to spend money that you don't want to. Either accept it and stop bitching or don't do it.