I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Oct 23, 2009 9:18:06 am PDT #27752 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Punched a hole in reality is the BEST THING EVER.

I thought handwave-y handwave-y hypertime hypertime was the BEST THING EVER for DC continuity.


Tom Scola - Oct 23, 2009 9:18:51 am PDT #27753 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

It's really amazing how many of life's little problems can be solved just by PUNCHING A HOLE IN REALITY.


Jessica - Oct 23, 2009 9:19:55 am PDT #27754 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hell on the wrists, though.


smonster - Oct 23, 2009 9:23:13 am PDT #27755 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

ION, why does my mom insist on keeping talking with me when I'm moody and trying to stay away from people so I won't say stupid things and hurt them accidently?

I have this issue with my boyfriend. When I'm hella cranky I don't really want to chit chat about whatever procedural marathon he's watching. Need a t-shirt for those days that says "Caution: Sharp Edges."

Fay, I am ... agog at your mother's emails.

My mother Doesn't Email. To the point that the one time I did get an email from her, I called home to check that it wasn't spam. Nope, just a stupid forward.

I am fine with her non-emailitude. My father emails, but it's usually actually content and would NEVER be anything that could remotely be construed as porn. Unless you count his Christmas list, which may include Kayak Gear Porn.

Can I become a Fan of PC Barry on Facebook? B/c I totally would.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 23, 2009 9:24:35 am PDT #27756 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I did essay. Now I go back to dissertation. Something's giving me crazy amounts of energy today. Maybe it's PC Barry.

Seska, what you need is for this guy [link] to talk to the idiot.

You see, you really shouldn't link me to things like that. Before you know what's happened, I'm asking The Girl for a bike like that for my birthday. And she's rolling her eyes at me for a year. And then buying it for me. (This has happened with mobility aids, electric pianos and the flat I wanted to rent. It could happen with motorbikes.)

Michael Scott, who is more of a schlemiel than David Brent, but just as adamantly convinced he is *hilarious* as Brent has an accident with a grill in his bed(!) and burns his foot. Which he thinks gives him a "whole new perspective" and is easily one of the funniest things I have EVER seen.

I've never been able to get into the US version of The Office, but that sounds too fantastic for words. I have to go find.

*wanders off to YouTube, whistling cheerily...*

It's really amazing how many of life's little problems can be solved just by PUNCHING A HOLE IN REALITY.

I'm going to ask PC Barry to do that for me.


Steph L. - Oct 23, 2009 9:26:57 am PDT #27757 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

It's really amazing how many of life's little problems can be solved just by PUNCHING A HOLE IN REALITY.

Hell on the wrists, though.

Not if you're a Kryptonian.


erikaj - Oct 23, 2009 9:32:16 am PDT #27758 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Me too, especially if he calls me "luv," after. So freaking cute. And I usually loathe pet names Although I did read a book about the music business called "Sweetie, baby, cookie, honey," once. About what you'd expect. Agents sometimes lie. Songwriters sometimes take drugs. Lana Lang's parents are still dead.


Toddson - Oct 23, 2009 9:43:23 am PDT #27759 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

hola, Bitches! I've given up on trying to catch up with EVERYTHING so I'm just skipping from, um, October 2.

Why?

October 3 (Saturday) I woke up with the WORST stomach pain. Stayed in bed all day and the pain seemed to move lower in the abdomen. Sunday morning it hadn't improved, so I took myself off to the ER. There they did a CAT scan and told me I had appendicitis. Had it removed Sunday evening. So ... I've been Buffista-less.

What's new with you?


Aims - Oct 23, 2009 9:44:09 am PDT #27760 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

!!!

Todd!! How are you doing?? Are you ok???


amych - Oct 23, 2009 9:44:31 am PDT #27761 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yipes!! {{{Todd}}}