Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Mar 05, 2009 7:34:40 pm PST #2763 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Ok , so I laughed hard enough so Matt had to see what I was laughing at. He finds it disturbing. I find it ridiculous.

But I love the magnet.


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2009 7:40:25 pm PST #2764 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

But I love the magnet.

The magnet is MADE OF AWESOME. The poo postcard *is* disturbing, but the idea that the PR/ad firm the sewer district hired got to sit around in a conference room and think of ideas, and a nasty toilet with poo on it was the best idea they could come up with -- it makes me laugh and laugh.

I mean, what happens if people object? It's not like they can go find another sewer district to serve them! We're lucky they didn't send us a postcard of Two Girls, One Cup.


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2009 7:44:10 pm PST #2765 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I should note for the record that I'm TOTALLY sending the postcard to my brother.


beth b - Mar 05, 2009 7:45:59 pm PST #2766 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

of course you are. It has to be.


Pix - Mar 05, 2009 7:47:22 pm PST #2767 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Hil, you have a good mom. I'm sorry you're hurting, though.

Teppy, that's made of awesome.


DCJensen - Mar 05, 2009 7:54:51 pm PST #2768 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

We're lucky they didn't send us a postcard of Two Girls, One Cup.

Still not Googling that.


DCJensen - Mar 05, 2009 7:57:26 pm PST #2769 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I suspect I could believe I was having a nice, calm, measured breakup, right up until the point at which I hit him in the head with an iron skillet.

I wonder if Emeril Lagasse would replace it for you?


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2009 8:00:03 pm PST #2770 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Still not Googling that

Go on, DCJ. Man up. What's the worst that could happen?


beth b - Mar 05, 2009 8:04:16 pm PST #2771 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

ewwww.... don't do it. ita's bored right now.


Laga - Mar 05, 2009 8:06:40 pm PST #2772 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I can't believe we're screening Watchmen right now. I'm all tingly. I walked out after a preview to find a bunch of our employees hanging out. I said, (all gaga) "did you know Johnny Depp's playing Dillinger?"

They looked at me.

"You don't know who Dillinger is do you?"

group headshake.

"Oh well, I bet you're going to love the movie."