Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.

Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Mar 05, 2009 7:34:40 pm PST #2763 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Ok , so I laughed hard enough so Matt had to see what I was laughing at. He finds it disturbing. I find it ridiculous.

But I love the magnet.


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2009 7:40:25 pm PST #2764 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

But I love the magnet.

The magnet is MADE OF AWESOME. The poo postcard *is* disturbing, but the idea that the PR/ad firm the sewer district hired got to sit around in a conference room and think of ideas, and a nasty toilet with poo on it was the best idea they could come up with -- it makes me laugh and laugh.

I mean, what happens if people object? It's not like they can go find another sewer district to serve them! We're lucky they didn't send us a postcard of Two Girls, One Cup.


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2009 7:44:10 pm PST #2765 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I should note for the record that I'm TOTALLY sending the postcard to my brother.


beth b - Mar 05, 2009 7:45:59 pm PST #2766 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

of course you are. It has to be.


Pix - Mar 05, 2009 7:47:22 pm PST #2767 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Hil, you have a good mom. I'm sorry you're hurting, though.

Teppy, that's made of awesome.


DCJensen - Mar 05, 2009 7:54:51 pm PST #2768 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

We're lucky they didn't send us a postcard of Two Girls, One Cup.

Still not Googling that.


DCJensen - Mar 05, 2009 7:57:26 pm PST #2769 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I suspect I could believe I was having a nice, calm, measured breakup, right up until the point at which I hit him in the head with an iron skillet.

I wonder if Emeril Lagasse would replace it for you?


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2009 8:00:03 pm PST #2770 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Still not Googling that

Go on, DCJ. Man up. What's the worst that could happen?


beth b - Mar 05, 2009 8:04:16 pm PST #2771 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

ewwww.... don't do it. ita's bored right now.


Laga - Mar 05, 2009 8:06:40 pm PST #2772 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I can't believe we're screening Watchmen right now. I'm all tingly. I walked out after a preview to find a bunch of our employees hanging out. I said, (all gaga) "did you know Johnny Depp's playing Dillinger?"

They looked at me.

"You don't know who Dillinger is do you?"

group headshake.

"Oh well, I bet you're going to love the movie."