We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2009 7:44:10 pm PST #2765 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I should note for the record that I'm TOTALLY sending the postcard to my brother.


beth b - Mar 05, 2009 7:45:59 pm PST #2766 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

of course you are. It has to be.


Pix - Mar 05, 2009 7:47:22 pm PST #2767 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Hil, you have a good mom. I'm sorry you're hurting, though.

Teppy, that's made of awesome.


DCJensen - Mar 05, 2009 7:54:51 pm PST #2768 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

We're lucky they didn't send us a postcard of Two Girls, One Cup.

Still not Googling that.


DCJensen - Mar 05, 2009 7:57:26 pm PST #2769 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I suspect I could believe I was having a nice, calm, measured breakup, right up until the point at which I hit him in the head with an iron skillet.

I wonder if Emeril Lagasse would replace it for you?


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2009 8:00:03 pm PST #2770 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Still not Googling that

Go on, DCJ. Man up. What's the worst that could happen?


beth b - Mar 05, 2009 8:04:16 pm PST #2771 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

ewwww.... don't do it. ita's bored right now.


Laga - Mar 05, 2009 8:06:40 pm PST #2772 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I can't believe we're screening Watchmen right now. I'm all tingly. I walked out after a preview to find a bunch of our employees hanging out. I said, (all gaga) "did you know Johnny Depp's playing Dillinger?"

They looked at me.

"You don't know who Dillinger is do you?"

group headshake.

"Oh well, I bet you're going to love the movie."


Laga - Mar 05, 2009 8:07:18 pm PST #2773 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

oh btw, I only looked up 2 girls 1 cup on wikipedia and I'm still scarred for life.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2009 8:16:09 pm PST #2774 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You need to see it in motion for the best effect.