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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Laga - Oct 22, 2009 10:15:06 am PDT #27547 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

my dad slayed a rat once in the 70's with a fondue fork and a reproduction Civil War sword. Got any of those?

that is so awesome. I think I have a barbecue fork but the swords are in D's room and he's still sleeping. That rat is really holed up. I've got the cat barricaded in my room right now to see if the rat will bolt for the door if we're not poking at it.

I wrote out my thoughts on the earlier discussion but after reading them over it seemed I really didn't have much to add so I deleted them.

Jessica - Oct 22, 2009 10:17:38 am PDT #27548 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I read this as "I AM PORN! I CHOOSE YOU!"

Anyone else picturing Erin as a Pokemon trainer, but with little red and white balls of porn?

Laga - Oct 22, 2009 10:21:22 am PDT #27549 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

porn porn

DavidS - Oct 22, 2009 10:25:59 am PDT #27550 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Anyone else picturing Erin as a Pokemon trainer, but with little red and white balls of porn?

Well, I am now.

Frankenbuddha - Oct 22, 2009 10:27:09 am PDT #27551 of 30000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

What a coincidence - Dinosaur Porn: [link]

Laga - Oct 22, 2009 10:30:58 am PDT #27552 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

In case you're wondering- I am currently engaged in a battle of wits with rattus norvegicus, the brown rat, not rattus rattus, the black or "roof" rat who was previously discussed in this thread.

sj - Oct 22, 2009 10:32:27 am PDT #27553 of 30000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Rat~ma, Laga. Yuck.

Laga - Oct 22, 2009 10:34:24 am PDT #27554 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I tried to put the recliner on the front deck but I can't do it alone. I have moved it much closer to the door.

Strix - Oct 22, 2009 10:46:35 am PDT #27555 of 30000

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

So the rat is...ratholed?

And I am sometimes porn, except when I am not. But perhaps I am -- is the box open or closed? Is it porn if you don't look inside? Am I porn, but don't know?

AM I SHROEDINGER'S PORN?!?!?!

(But I am never Pokemon porn, because my bf's son LURVES Pokemon, and that is way too disturbing.)

Ooh, that picture of Julian McMahon was too hot. Why do I think he's hot? Mmm.

And the Mythbuster's chick is TOO ANNOYING FOR WORDS to me. I just want to stabbinate her.

I have soup, and the dishwasher is on.

Steph L. - Oct 22, 2009 10:56:35 am PDT #27556 of 30000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Ooh, that picture of Julian McMahon was too hot. Why do I think he's hot? Mmm.

He should *totally* be the movie Bruce Wayne.

And the Mythbuster's chick is TOO ANNOYING FOR WORDS to me. I just want to stabbinate her.

Kari? But she's so cuuuuuuuuuute!

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