I assume it's a guy. It's not really as porny if it turns out it's a woman. Or maybe it is. I'm not really an expert on office supply porn.
Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.
Spike ,'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Liese S. - Mar 05, 2009 2:20:19 pm PST #2740 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Connie Neil - Mar 05, 2009 2:23:57 pm PST #2741 of 30000
brillig
office supply porn
mmm, hanging files . . .
amych - Mar 05, 2009 2:25:08 pm PST #2742 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
This is year two of it being so early, and I am really not sure that I like it.
Year three. I know this because my work calendar system *still* has not stopped fucking this thing up.
Anyway, I'm good with it aside from that, as I'd rather have more weeks of evening light. Mornings are so miserable for me that an hour earlier or later doesn't feel like it makes any difference at all, but a later sunset is heaven.
javachik - Mar 05, 2009 2:25:46 pm PST #2743 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
I do like the idea of getting home before dark some days, though.
Yes. So do Chile Pepper and Zoe!
Connie Neil - Mar 05, 2009 2:29:48 pm PST #2744 of 30000
brillig
That's this weekend?
Steph L. - Mar 05, 2009 2:35:40 pm PST #2745 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Ghillie suits freak me the fuck out. I hope I don't dream about Mr. Post-It™.
I had to google ghillie suits, and THOSE are fucked up. I'm okay with the post-it guy. My favorite, though, is the box guy -- did y'all scroll over to see the box guy and the bag guy?
I'm never going to be able to walk into a Staples again without some sense of paranoia.
"Those file folders moved!"
"Those AREN'T FILE FOLDERS!!!"
Hee. It is kinda creepy. I mean, why would someone have to camouflage themselves as post-its unless they were about to commit some crazy post-it crime?
They could be stealth security guards. "Take the pack of mechanical pencils out of your pocket and raise your hands -- SLOWLY!"
Connie Neil - Mar 05, 2009 3:02:49 pm PST #2746 of 30000
brillig
"Take the pack of mechanical pencils out of your pocket and raise your hands -- SLOWLY!"
"No, you don't get clean underwear"
Hil R. - Mar 05, 2009 3:17:21 pm PST #2747 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Gronk.
Everything hurts.
sj - Mar 05, 2009 4:46:22 pm PST #2748 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
{{{Hil}}}
Where did everyone go tonight? Silly life having people.
DebetEsse - Mar 05, 2009 4:47:41 pm PST #2749 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I am putting off writing a letter of recommendation. Soon I will go to bed, and have to put it off till morning.