You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Mar 05, 2009 2:29:48 pm PST #2744 of 30000
brillig

That's this weekend?


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2009 2:35:40 pm PST #2745 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Ghillie suits freak me the fuck out. I hope I don't dream about Mr. Post-It™.

I had to google ghillie suits, and THOSE are fucked up. I'm okay with the post-it guy. My favorite, though, is the box guy -- did y'all scroll over to see the box guy and the bag guy?

I'm never going to be able to walk into a Staples again without some sense of paranoia.

"Those file folders moved!"

"Those AREN'T FILE FOLDERS!!!"

Hee. It is kinda creepy. I mean, why would someone have to camouflage themselves as post-its unless they were about to commit some crazy post-it crime?

They could be stealth security guards. "Take the pack of mechanical pencils out of your pocket and raise your hands -- SLOWLY!"


Connie Neil - Mar 05, 2009 3:02:49 pm PST #2746 of 30000
brillig

"Take the pack of mechanical pencils out of your pocket and raise your hands -- SLOWLY!"

"No, you don't get clean underwear"


Hil R. - Mar 05, 2009 3:17:21 pm PST #2747 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Gronk.

Everything hurts.


sj - Mar 05, 2009 4:46:22 pm PST #2748 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Hil}}}

Where did everyone go tonight? Silly life having people.


DebetEsse - Mar 05, 2009 4:47:41 pm PST #2749 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I am putting off writing a letter of recommendation. Soon I will go to bed, and have to put it off till morning.


Hil R. - Mar 05, 2009 5:01:50 pm PST #2750 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I was complaining to my mom about the pain a few days ago. She asked me if I had a heating pad, since she knows that heat can help. I said I wasn't sure where it was.

Today, a box arrived from amazon. Three heating pads in various sizes with various features.


sj - Mar 05, 2009 5:06:27 pm PST #2751 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Aww, you have a good mom, Hil! I hope they help.


Laga - Mar 05, 2009 5:06:29 pm PST #2752 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

aww what a mom


beth b - Mar 05, 2009 5:06:48 pm PST #2753 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Sometimes moms are really good