Coffee-making naked guy rebuffed by exposure charge

Okay the headline is funny, but this is kind of ridiculous. Guy's naked in his kitchen at 5:30AM, some woman and her kid are cutting through his lawn and happen to see him, so she calls the police? WTFF?

I'm sorry, Laga. I hope you and D can find an option that works for both of you.

I walk around naked a lot. I wonder if anyone's ever filed an indecency charge against a woman who was in her own home at the time.

I walk around naked a lot. I wonder if anyone's ever filed an indecency charge against a woman who was in her own home at the time.

I know! It's so fucking ridiculous. I mean, the woman was in the man's yard and it was 5:30AM. Why didn't they charge her with being a peeping tom!

I can only imagine because of sexism. Men want other people to look at them naked, whereas women only look at nude men if tricked or forced.

They should not only charge her for being a peeping tom, but also trespassing.

Unless the guy was posing in front of the window, deliberately waving his willywanger around while yelling "Look at me! Look at me!" I think they're going to have a hell of a time proving that he was deliberately trying to expose himself or wanted to be seen.

wow, Barb! What a great couple days you've had! Hope things continue to go your way. Congrats on the book.

They should not only charge her for being a peeping tom, but also trespassing.

My thoughts exactly. (Also, "that would never happen in New York" because we have laws on the books that say, essentially, hey, we're all living in reeeeeeeeeeeeeeal close quarters here. Don't wanna see? Don't look.)

I'm naked in my house all the damn time. I don't have curtains on a lot of my windows, but usually, I'm getting dressed (in the attic) or running from the stairs to the shower early in the morning. If my neighbor saw me, I'd probably blush and apologize, but again - my house. I wanna be naked, I'm gonna be naked.

Did the naked guy in the teapot on Ebay get charged with something?