The only solution I have is one that wouldn't come from you. If I'm on a full or fullish train, I stand. I might not know who needs to sit, but I know I can stand.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
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Daisy Jane - Oct 19, 2009 4:58:36 pm PDT #27084 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Laga - Oct 19, 2009 5:00:44 pm PDT #27085 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
The only solution I can think of is to buy a cane. Added bonus: you can look all suave when you pull the stop cord with it.
beth b - Oct 19, 2009 5:09:07 pm PDT #27086 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I had a friend with an RSI -- she couldn't stand on a bus, because she couldn't hang on. She got a lot of dirty looks, but dealt with it. I'm not sure how she explained it to the chinese women on the bus that didn't speak english.
beth b - Oct 19, 2009 5:12:53 pm PDT #27087 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
15 minutes 'til bread
Barb - Oct 19, 2009 5:19:21 pm PDT #27088 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
WE GOT THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
javachik - Oct 19, 2009 5:21:14 pm PDT #27089 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Barb! Awesome!! You're going to be so happy when you leave Florida!
Steph L. - Oct 19, 2009 5:22:09 pm PDT #27090 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Barb, excellent!!!!!
Vortex - Oct 19, 2009 5:25:10 pm PDT #27091 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I agree with Laga. If you bought a cane, it would be easier.
beth b - Oct 19, 2009 5:26:19 pm PDT #27092 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
ya, Barb!
Vortex - Oct 19, 2009 5:27:36 pm PDT #27093 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
WE GOT THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
PARTY AT BARB'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to cook with you in that kitchen.