The only solution I can think of is to buy a cane. Added bonus: you can look all suave when you pull the stop cord with it.
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Oct 19, 2009 5:00:44 pm PDT #27085 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
beth b - Oct 19, 2009 5:09:07 pm PDT #27086 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I had a friend with an RSI -- she couldn't stand on a bus, because she couldn't hang on. She got a lot of dirty looks, but dealt with it. I'm not sure how she explained it to the chinese women on the bus that didn't speak english.
beth b - Oct 19, 2009 5:12:53 pm PDT #27087 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
15 minutes 'til bread
Barb - Oct 19, 2009 5:19:21 pm PDT #27088 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
WE GOT THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
javachik - Oct 19, 2009 5:21:14 pm PDT #27089 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Barb! Awesome!! You're going to be so happy when you leave Florida!
Steph L. - Oct 19, 2009 5:22:09 pm PDT #27090 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Barb, excellent!!!!!
Vortex - Oct 19, 2009 5:25:10 pm PDT #27091 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I agree with Laga. If you bought a cane, it would be easier.
beth b - Oct 19, 2009 5:26:19 pm PDT #27092 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
ya, Barb!
Vortex - Oct 19, 2009 5:27:36 pm PDT #27093 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
WE GOT THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
PARTY AT BARB'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to cook with you in that kitchen.
-t - Oct 19, 2009 5:30:14 pm PDT #27094 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Congrats Barb!