I, for one, wasn't looking forward to starting my day with a slaughter. Which, really, just goes to show how much I've grown

Anya ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 05, 2009 6:03:13 am PST #2692 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Partly, but mostly because I am sick as fuck. I've had a fever since Monday, but I've been at work all week cause our receptionist has some horrible virus and has been out since Monday and I'm her back up. Plus, I have two meetings today, one wbout our audit next week, one about our move next month, and I have to get our lunch order in for tomorrow's monthly staff meeting and talk to boss about my part int he meeting tomorrow.

I am miserable and I want nothing more than to go home and crawl into bed and sleep for days.


Fay - Mar 05, 2009 6:59:13 am PST #2693 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

(((Empress)))

I join Steph in the "Impressed-by-vw's-maturity' corner.

So, today I had a parent-teacher meeting at 7.45, taught my kids, had parent-teacher meetings from 3pm to 5.15pm, dashed home, jumped into the shower, pulled on a cleavage-to-waist black frock and heels (HEELS, FOR FUCK'S SAKES!!!), jumped in a taxi to The British Culb, attended the AGM of my Theatre Group (in capacity as committee person), drank quite a lot of rum, scoffed yummy Indian food, then hosted 'The Bobs' - our equi;valent of the Oscars.

My opening quip?

t cringe-inducing rum-laced wit

"The Oscars were brought to you Hugh Jackman. The Bobs are brought to you by Huge Cleavage. I think you win."

t / cring-inducing rum-laced wit

(The cleavage was...excessive. And the shocking pink plunge bra did make various appearances during the evening, but that was okay because it co-ordinated with my scarf. I figured it was good distraction from me not knowing what the flying fuck I was doing, and being full of rum. In a Cap'n Jack Sparrow fashion.)

Oh, also - I won a Bob! It was for...I forget. Something sartorial, anyway, and cleavage-related, which seemed apposite.

stares fondly at little golden statuette

...I am full of rum and curry. Also, fittingly I have a nice new bob. Angled bob, I mean. With a fringe. Although you allc them bangs, which si distracting.


amych - Mar 05, 2009 7:00:57 am PST #2694 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Drunk Fay is funny.


Gris - Mar 05, 2009 7:23:33 am PST #2695 of 30000
Hey. New board.

Agreed about Drunk Fay and vw's maturity. Not something I could do, methinks.

Sometimes I am mildly thoughtless when it comes to cleanup. Partly that's because I'm just a bit oblivious (my own dirty dish threshold is extremely high) and partly it's because cleaning up in NYC kitchens is very rarely aided by two people working - not enough space. But I'm working on it. I think GF and I will work out a system.

I downloaded stanza for my iPhone. It's great. I'm certain the kindle is better for reading, but I love having everything together and stanza is free and awesome.

You can get a Kindle app for the iPhone now, if you want access to the Amazon Kindle store. Lots more current books than most of the stores, at good prices. Not a bad deal if you like reading on the iPhone.


EpicTangent - Mar 05, 2009 7:32:03 am PST #2696 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Ooh, poor Aims. Sending you virtual Zinc & C & feeling-as-rested-as-if-you'd-slept-12-hours-straight~ma. Hope you at least get some nice soup for lunch.

vw, I join those in the Admiring Your Maturity corner. It's so great that you can both recognize that it's Just Not There and calmly move on rather than holding on until it comes to a screaming blowup or something. Way to take care of yourselves. (edit in a smart, self-aware way, not selfish - probably unnecessary clarification, but that last sentence was reading weird).

Drunk Fay is funny.

Truer words never spoken.


WindSparrow - Mar 05, 2009 8:08:04 am PST #2697 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I am of the firm opinion that drama-free breakups are to be lauded, and that there is no such thing as too much cleavage.

Poor Aims. I wish the work fairy would visit you with a get-out-of-ded-free card.


WindSparrow - Mar 05, 2009 8:30:20 am PST #2698 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I'm glad to know Shir is safe, even though she's unlikely to see this.

Kristin, much ~ma for your dad. Fuck Cancer forever and ever amen.


Vortex - Mar 05, 2009 8:56:47 am PST #2699 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

"The Oscars were brought to you Hugh Jackman. The Bobs are brought to you by Huge Cleavage. I think you win."

yes, they did. And I wish that we'd won as well.

The cleavage was...excessive.

That is not a concept that I ascribe to.


NoiseDesign - Mar 05, 2009 8:58:16 am PST #2700 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

That just sucks Kristin. It would be nice if we could catch a break somewhere along here.


Vortex - Mar 05, 2009 9:11:50 am PST #2701 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Why does the Post Office make life difficult. I had a document returned, address doesn't exist sticker. Okay, fine, but why did you put the sticker OVER the address so I can't see what it was? I don't know if there was a typo or the address is just wrong. Annoying.