Mulan is the best movie evah.
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb, here's one in a range of colors for less half that price and at a 64% discount from retail.
I am *totally* in enable mode today.
Excuse me, I have to go buy some tights.
Barb, here's one in a range of colors for less half that price and at a 64% discount from retail.
::should scold smonster for enabling. smishes instead::
Back from doctor.
Okay, first...there are four doctors in this office. Not *one* of them was around this morning? Out of four?! For realsies?
Anyway.
Emeline has...some...virus. Probably. It's not strep. Nope. But it's a...virus. Of some kind. We think. Maybe. Most likely. Yep. A virus.
She got a dose of H1N1 vaccine (via nasal spray, so Daddy's assurances of "You won't get a shot" wouldn't be met with "Daddy, you're a lying cocksucker!"). And a prescription for, no shit, plenty of chicken soup.
Thanks, Doc. Here's your fucking co-pay.
Barb, here's one in a range of colors for less half that price and at a 64% discount from retail.
Pretty! Pretty! Pretty!
I has a haircut! Basically, it's just 2 inches off what it looked like yesterday, with MUCH shorter bangs and an actual style.
I sent The Boy a text saying "I have a very stylish buzz cut!"
But he knows I would never do that -- I should have come up with a more believable lie.
Oooh! Unexpected work Graeter's party! (Big!Boss's birthday.) Gotta go eat high butterfat ice cream!
ARGH, the only problem is the only color in my size is camel and I wanted navy. *stamps not so dainty feet*
Well done, smonster! I wanted to enable, then saw the price. smonster for the win!
virus (or whatever)~ma for Em & her Daddy.
edit: Then sees Barb's next post...Um, coat~ma?
Aw, poor Em. But boo! on useless doctor-types.
I think the prescription for chicken soup should also have an addendum for hot cocoa.
With teeny tiny marshmallows.
I think the prescription for chicken soup should also have an addendum for hot cocoa.
With teeny tiny marshmallows.
And popsicles to help bring down the fever. Poor Em!