Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Oct 14, 2009 10:15:09 am PDT #26373 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Barb, here's one in a range of colors for less half that price and at a 64% discount from retail.

I am *totally* in enable mode today.

Excuse me, I have to go buy some tights.


Barb - Oct 14, 2009 10:21:19 am PDT #26374 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Barb, here's one in a range of colors for less half that price and at a 64% discount from retail.

::should scold smonster for enabling. smishes instead::


Miracleman - Oct 14, 2009 10:23:06 am PDT #26375 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Back from doctor.

Okay, first...there are four doctors in this office. Not *one* of them was around this morning? Out of four?! For realsies?

Anyway.

Emeline has...some...virus. Probably. It's not strep. Nope. But it's a...virus. Of some kind. We think. Maybe. Most likely. Yep. A virus.

She got a dose of H1N1 vaccine (via nasal spray, so Daddy's assurances of "You won't get a shot" wouldn't be met with "Daddy, you're a lying cocksucker!"). And a prescription for, no shit, plenty of chicken soup.

Thanks, Doc. Here's your fucking co-pay.


Shir - Oct 14, 2009 10:28:38 am PDT #26376 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Barb, here's one in a range of colors for less half that price and at a 64% discount from retail.

Pretty! Pretty! Pretty!


Steph L. - Oct 14, 2009 10:33:40 am PDT #26377 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I has a haircut! Basically, it's just 2 inches off what it looked like yesterday, with MUCH shorter bangs and an actual style.

I sent The Boy a text saying "I have a very stylish buzz cut!"

But he knows I would never do that -- I should have come up with a more believable lie.

Oooh! Unexpected work Graeter's party! (Big!Boss's birthday.) Gotta go eat high butterfat ice cream!


Barb - Oct 14, 2009 10:33:40 am PDT #26378 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

ARGH, the only problem is the only color in my size is camel and I wanted navy. *stamps not so dainty feet*


EpicTangent - Oct 14, 2009 10:35:38 am PDT #26379 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Well done, smonster! I wanted to enable, then saw the price. smonster for the win!

virus (or whatever)~ma for Em & her Daddy.

edit: Then sees Barb's next post...Um, coat~ma?


Barb - Oct 14, 2009 10:38:05 am PDT #26380 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Aw, poor Em. But boo! on useless doctor-types.

I think the prescription for chicken soup should also have an addendum for hot cocoa.

With teeny tiny marshmallows.


sj - Oct 14, 2009 10:40:39 am PDT #26381 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I think the prescription for chicken soup should also have an addendum for hot cocoa.

With teeny tiny marshmallows.

And popsicles to help bring down the fever. Poor Em!


Atropa - Oct 14, 2009 10:45:28 am PDT #26382 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I think the prescription for chicken soup should also have an addendum for hot cocoa.

With teeny tiny marshmallows.

Great, now I want hot cocoa with rose-flavored marshmallows.