Well, wear the bloody cologne. And then I'll kiss the beejebees out of you.

I'm more curious as to how he got your junior year boyfriend all over himself.

Some sort of giant blender accident?

You know how smell has like, the greatest power of recall or something? Well one of our board members just came in smelling exactly of my junior year boyfriend and I swear my first instinct was to grab him and kiss the beejebees out of him.

I used the same shampoo and conditioner as the biggest crush of 93% of the girls in my class, AKA the Greek God.

My then best friend had a rough time at start to get used to it.

Congrats on the new chair and skirt! And wow, I envy ones who can wear pencil skirt. It's one of the trickiest things there are.

Well, wear the bloody cologne. And then I'll kiss the beejebees out of you.

Fine. I'll see if the cologne stink will push through the smell of children's ibuprofen, cough medicine and scrambled eggs. You know, the auditory detritus of taking care of our child.

*mumblegrumblemumble*i gotta deal with snot and feverish toddlers, she gets to mack on high school flashbacks *mumblegrumblemumble*

Is a pencil skirt like a hobble skirt?

my first instinct was to grab him and kiss the beejebees out of him.

Smell is a strange, strange thing. Like when some guy you think is hot uses the same aftershave as your grandfather and suddenly Ick and Attraction are playing Twister in your brain.

Help. Can't stop looking at pencil skirts. Like this one. I love vintage tattoo prints.

Thanks, smonster and shir. You're both welcome to come by and try it out in a few weeks (delivery time), but I suspect you'll have to fight the cat for it.

Smonster, I'm glad Xusa and the new kitty are getting on.

Polo cologne can give me flashbacks, too. Luckily (or un-), men don't wear it as much now as they did when I was in school.

And wow, I envy ones who can wear pencil skirt.

Yeah, I was surprised to discover that they look good on me, given that my waist is large relative to my hips, but I guess they emphasize the curves I do have. A-line skirts OTOH? Make me look like the symbol on a women's bathroom door; a rectangle plus a triangle, with a circle head atop.

tommyrot - I think of a hobble skirt as being ankle length, while pencil skirts are knee length. Whether or not this is accurate, I don't know.

Fine. I'll see if the cologne stink will push through the smell of children's ibuprofen, cough medicine and scrambled eggs. You know, the auditory detritus of taking care of our child.

Which I did yesterday, thankyewverymuch. Pllbbt.

Is it crazy that I kind of want to take "Make A Man Out of You" from Mulan and turn it into a WWII torch song?

Is it crazy that I kind of want to take "Make A Man Out of You" from Mulan and turn it into a WWII torch song?

Yes. Yes it is.

So crazy it just might work!