Last night I dreamed someone turned in a golfish to the lost and found. It was in the plastic bag they give you to bring it home from the store. We knew it wouldn't survive very long and nobody could figure out what to do with it. I forgot the dream upon waking but just now I was going to set up snack bar and I saw the top of a plastic bag sticking up behind the counter and it came flooding back. I was panicked that there would be a goldfish in the bag but it turned out to be a bag of lids.

Between You'll All Pay, Kerfuffle Bunny, and Fucktard o' the Day, MM probably already has enough material for a book. A little assembling and editing, maybe a new entry or two so you have new material Never Before Seen on the Internet, and you're ready to go.

This was my second thought...right after 'egads!sorry'.

Now, more than ever, people want Joe's sense of humor. It's the perfect time. Go for it!!

Following up on the mini trauma of last evening. After some panicky calling around, I found a dentist who could take me right away, just 3 blocks from my friend's office.

::Cue celestial music of gratitude::

I have found a new dental home...hallelujah. I love these people and they did an amazing job. You seriously cannot tell a chunk of tooth was ever missing.

Plus, they gave me 12 months interest free financing, evened out my snaggles and gave me a great deal on whitening.

I suppose now is not the time to be investing in something like that, but if I am to begin job-seeking and getting out in the world in a different way, it feels right to be more confident about my smile.

The office is gorgeous, people seem to love their jobs and there was NOTHING scary about it...not even that icky smell you get in so many dental offices.

So, I'm thanking that bit-o-tooth for falling off and introducing me to these great folks.

yay, bonny! glad to hear it ... now I have to get around to scheduling a crown on a back molar. bleah

Seriously Todd, give this practice a look.

Washington Center for Dentistry, 1430 K St NW 8th Floor. 223.6630

They were awesome and my smile looks so much better even before the whitening!

Barack In The Box

I want one of those SO HARD.

Sorry Joe and Aimee.

I'm kind of glad they didn't try to put fingers on him with peace signs like the illustrations. The way it pops out he just looks like he's wanting a hug.

Good luck at the unemployment office Joe. It looks like you can file online [link] in Michigan, too.

Superheroes should not be laid off.

Now I'm imagining Joe calling into the unemployment office like his recounts of calls to where he worked.

Unemployment worker: We're sorry you lost your job.

MM: I'm not.

UW: ???

MM: Oh, it sucked, I had to take calls all day, many from idiots. Anything would be better than that job.

UW: We have openings cleaning toilets and hauling garbage.

MM: Wooo hooo! Ca-Ching!