Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Toddson - Feb 06, 2009 8:11:31 am PST #266 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

yay, bonny! glad to hear it ... now I have to get around to scheduling a crown on a back molar. bleah


beekaytee - Feb 06, 2009 8:23:06 am PST #267 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Seriously Todd, give this practice a look.

Washington Center for Dentistry, 1430 K St NW 8th Floor. 223.6630

They were awesome and my smile looks so much better even before the whitening!


Trudy Booth - Feb 06, 2009 8:47:19 am PST #268 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Barack In The Box

I want one of those SO HARD.


beth b - Feb 06, 2009 9:16:18 am PST #269 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Sorry Joe and Aimee.


DCJensen - Feb 06, 2009 9:24:23 am PST #270 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I'm kind of glad they didn't try to put fingers on him with peace signs like the illustrations. The way it pops out he just looks like he's wanting a hug.


DCJensen - Feb 06, 2009 9:29:37 am PST #271 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Good luck at the unemployment office Joe. It looks like you can file online [link] in Michigan, too.

Superheroes should not be laid off.


DCJensen - Feb 06, 2009 9:35:42 am PST #272 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Now I'm imagining Joe calling into the unemployment office like his recounts of calls to where he worked.

Unemployment worker: We're sorry you lost your job.

MM: I'm not.

UW: ???

MM: Oh, it sucked, I had to take calls all day, many from idiots. Anything would be better than that job.

UW: We have openings cleaning toilets and hauling garbage.

MM: Wooo hooo! Ca-Ching!


omnis_audis - Feb 06, 2009 9:47:48 am PST #273 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Hmmm...I suppose I could get back to that, if nothing else to keep me sane.
Keep sane? Um. When did you loose the "in"?


beth b - Feb 06, 2009 9:59:33 am PST #274 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I know you've been through it before , Joe. But I hope it is over in the blink of an eye. Matt has been out of work for about 3 weeks now -- and he pretty much feels like a yo-yo riding a roller coaster.

edited because clarity should at least occasionally be my friend


Hil R. - Feb 06, 2009 10:15:04 am PST #275 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

So I went to get my x-rays done. I went to the x-ray place in the hospital. They looked at my form and said, "Oh, you need to get this done at the clinic, not here." I said OK and went over to the clinic, a block away. Signed in, sat down, waited about half an hour, got called up, gave my insurance information, sat down again, waited about 15 minutes, and got called up again. The x-ray tech tells me that they can't do this x-ray there, it's a special kind that needs to be done at the hospital. I said, "I went there first, and they sent me here." He said, "Well, they shouldn't have." So, back to the hospital. Wait another fifteen minutes or so.

Finally actually got to the x-ray room. The x-ray tech asked me if I'm wearing a bra. I say yes. He says that I need to take it off for the x-rays. I say OK. He continues looking at me. I continue looking at him. He finally realizes that I'm not going to take off my bra while he's looking at me, so he turns around. Get a few x-rays of my shoulder in different positions. Every single time, I have to remind him to give me the lead apron. Then one of the shots didn't come out right, so we have to take that one over. Again, I need to remind him that I need the lead apron.

Total of about two hours to get three x-rays.