Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage, and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.

Oz ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Oct 13, 2009 9:25:16 am PDT #26243 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I have that really annoying thing going on where my tongue HURTS, like after you eat too much citrus or other acidic food. Chatty!co-worker has never experienced it, and, furthermore (or perhaps therefore) has NO idea what I'm talking about or why I'm whining about it. Dude. Mah tong hurthsss.

Also? My hair is really long (shoulders), and despite the protestations of my boyfriend* I'm getting it cut tomorrow, but I have NO IDEA what I want. All I know is that I want less. Weird.

*(To be fair, when I told him I was getting my hair cut, he said, "Thanks for letting it grow all this time!")


DavidS - Oct 13, 2009 9:30:37 am PDT #26244 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but I have NO IDEA what I want

Perhaps the Jill St. John gypsy shag.

Just think how that would look in a bikini.


Steph L. - Oct 13, 2009 9:50:25 am PDT #26245 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oooh, that's not quite what I had in mind, although that IS a cool-ass bikini.


Steph L. - Oct 13, 2009 9:53:11 am PDT #26246 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The biggest goal is to avoid looking like: (1) a hobbit; (2) the kid on the paint can; (3) Leif Garrett circa 1970-something; or (4) a prison matron.


tommyrot - Oct 13, 2009 9:53:50 am PDT #26247 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The biggest goal is to avoid looking like: (1) a hobbit;

So you're going to shave your feet?


Steph L. - Oct 13, 2009 9:54:22 am PDT #26248 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

So you're going to shave your feet?

Every morning, my friend. Every morning.


Connie Neil - Oct 13, 2009 10:14:59 am PDT #26249 of 30000
brillig

Hubby hates when I cut my hair short, he says it makes me look matronly.


Steph L. - Oct 13, 2009 10:17:56 am PDT #26250 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The Boy is suave enough to tell me I'm pretty no matter how I cut my hair, but he still has a decided preference for long hair.

By now, though, he *knows* that if I cut it, I'm inevitably going to grow it out again. It's what I do.


Connie Neil - Oct 13, 2009 10:19:20 am PDT #26251 of 30000
brillig

I'm afraid the word suave will never be applied to my Hubby. I'm still working on him acknowledging that tact and diplomacy can be useful, much less in his own life. 25 years in, I think this is a lost cause.


Aims - Oct 13, 2009 10:25:54 am PDT #26252 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I love it. Came into work at 1:45 and have still managed to be a superstar!!