contextually inappropriate homophone
I'm all happy when homophones are used correctly! It was just the visual image I got, combined with your Yum... and I snickered.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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contextually inappropriate homophone
I'm all happy when homophones are used correctly! It was just the visual image I got, combined with your Yum... and I snickered.
I am so busy at work, and yet so damn bored!
I have that really annoying thing going on where my tongue HURTS, like after you eat too much citrus or other acidic food. Chatty!co-worker has never experienced it, and, furthermore (or perhaps therefore) has NO idea what I'm talking about or why I'm whining about it. Dude. Mah tong hurthsss.
Also? My hair is really long (shoulders), and despite the protestations of my boyfriend* I'm getting it cut tomorrow, but I have NO IDEA what I want. All I know is that I want less. Weird.
*(To be fair, when I told him I was getting my hair cut, he said, "Thanks for letting it grow all this time!")
but I have NO IDEA what I want
Perhaps the Jill St. John gypsy shag.
Just think how that would look in a bikini.
Oooh, that's not quite what I had in mind, although that IS a cool-ass bikini.
The biggest goal is to avoid looking like: (1) a hobbit; (2) the kid on the paint can; (3) Leif Garrett circa 1970-something; or (4) a prison matron.
The biggest goal is to avoid looking like: (1) a hobbit;
So you're going to shave your feet?
So you're going to shave your feet?
Every morning, my friend. Every morning.
Hubby hates when I cut my hair short, he says it makes me look matronly.
The Boy is suave enough to tell me I'm pretty no matter how I cut my hair, but he still has a decided preference for long hair.
By now, though, he *knows* that if I cut it, I'm inevitably going to grow it out again. It's what I do.