I had a cat that liked Saltines and pototo chips, and my mom and dad's dog likes green olives.
mmm salty. I love all those things too!
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lisah - Mar 04, 2009 11:40:29 am PST #2624 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
Connie Neil - Mar 04, 2009 11:40:53 am PST #2625 of 30000
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My old cat liked to lay under a drip.
EpicTangent - Mar 04, 2009 11:41:41 am PST #2626 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
I had a cat that liked Saltines and pototo chips, and my mom and dad's dog likes green olives.
Same cat would steal leftover spaghetti right off your plate.
Strix - Mar 04, 2009 11:44:45 am PST #2627 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Cosmo doesn't like TOUCHING the nasty water. Just looking.
Salty...I made some really yummy salty pasta the other night. I marinated mushrooms in balsamic vinegar for a couple hours, then mixed them with olive oil, garlic, tarragon which I had let sit for a few hours. Warmed the olive oil mixed for a minute in the pasta pot, them threw it all in with red, green, and yellow peppers, rotini and grated Romano. It was yum.
Lee - Mar 04, 2009 11:50:48 am PST #2628 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Same cat would steal leftover spaghetti right off your plate.
One of my cats was largely indifferent to human food, with the exception of cheetos, which a pet sitter discovered as she was about to put one in her mouth, only to get a paw instead.
tommyrot - Mar 04, 2009 11:55:16 am PST #2629 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A roommate had a cat that loved toast. She would sometimes swat the toast right out of your hand, pick it up and run and hide somewhere we couldn't get her so she could eat her toast in peace.
If you were wary and watching her, she'd sometimes attempt to sneak around to your other side to try again to get your toast. It's funny when cats try to outwit you....
Kathy A - Mar 04, 2009 11:59:16 am PST #2630 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
My cat is another one who's indifferent to people food, other than potato and macaroni salad (I think she likes the mayo), and she'll also lick the Ben & Jerry's lid. However, I did find out just last week that she enjoys Brown's fried chicken.
She also likes to sit on the sink and watch the toilet flush, and is occasionally curious about what the hell I'm doing in the shower (she'll meow very plaintively from the sink and occasionally might peek around the curtain until she gets hit with a spray of water, then she's gone).
Vortex - Mar 04, 2009 12:03:00 pm PST #2631 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Said roomie DID set her bed on fire during sex.
What, I can't believe that no one else asked.
tommyrot - Mar 04, 2009 12:17:39 pm PST #2632 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What, I can't believe that no one else asked.
I just assumed someone was careless with a magnifying glass while the sun was shining through a window....
eta: Or, three words: Too many sparklers....
Liese S. - Mar 04, 2009 12:18:50 pm PST #2633 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Yeah, I kinda don't want to know. Unless it involves a lot of friction, it can't possibly be a good story.