Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Oct 12, 2009 9:59:00 pm PDT #26197 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

P-C, relax. I'm sure your not so terrible.

As for the time: remember that people will ask you questions. If you fear you won't fill the whole 2 and a half hours, instead of giving people scheduled times for asking questions, allow them to ask things at all times.

As for the talking fast: crowd fear, for me, makes me talk slow in front of audiences. I'm not sure how it'll work for you.

Is there any chance you can invite some friends and practice on them? There's still time!

And cartoons are always a wise choice. Don't stress. You worked hard on it, and I'm sure it'll be fine.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 12, 2009 10:59:17 pm PDT #26198 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Gah, The Girl is on the sofa next to me, trying to find wedding insurance. Nothing seems to cover potential bad situations involving her father, because he's already in treatment. Irritating as hell. We need to find a policy with a technicality we can squeeze into.

Hil, anti-pain~ma being sent your way. Do you get to talk to your doctor about pain relief much? I hope they're working on it for you.

PC, I'm with Shir here - if it's a workshop, there'll be questions. You can set aside half the time for that. You could also have discussion among the audience in groups, if you are so inclined. Very few people are willing to sit through three hours of a talk. They'll be expecting it to be broken up with something.

Shir, the boobs stuff in Bureaucracy had me in fits of giggles last night. Hope it was a bit of a distraction from packing.


Shir - Oct 12, 2009 11:12:12 pm PDT #26199 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Seska, I don't know how much that could help or if I'm even in the right direction, but friends of mine had a wedding 6 months, and the father of the groom was dying at the time (in fact, they feared he wouldn't make it for the wedding). Eventually, he was there on a wheelchair with an IV, and everything turned out OK. He was in conscious and looked very happy.

Do you mean something like that? If so, even though I'm sure weddings and insurances are different from country to country, I can try and ask them for you how they've done it.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 12, 2009 11:34:37 pm PDT #26200 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Shir, if your friends have any advice on finding insurance that covers that kind of situation, we'd be delighted to hear about it! We're trying to find insurance that will cover the sort of eventualities that might lead to last-minute cancellation.


Shir - Oct 12, 2009 11:40:03 pm PDT #26201 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I'll ask them, Seska.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 12, 2009 11:45:02 pm PDT #26202 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Thanks, Shir. It's driving us a bit loopy and causing some stress in the Watcher-in-Training household. Which has quite enough stress to deal with already! Fortunately, my friend of many years (an old Bronzer who I was roommates with for a while and who is really cool) is acting as our wedding planner, and she's fantastically organized. That should help with all this stress.

Back to my literature review! Got to write 1000 words by the end of tomorrow.


Shir - Oct 12, 2009 11:57:42 pm PDT #26203 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Good luck with your review. And a lot of ~ma and good luck to your friend with raising that money.


Shir - Oct 13, 2009 12:14:55 am PDT #26204 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Seska, my friend said they explained the situation to the owner of the hall, and he understood. So they added a special clause in the contract, that if they'll have to cancel because of his dad, they won't have to pay.

Not sure how much that helps you guys.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 13, 2009 12:32:26 am PDT #26205 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Thanks, Shir. Discussing it with the venue owner was something we hadn't thought of. It wouldn't cover things like the marquee, caterers etc, but it would give us an alternative for some of the cost if we can't find insurance. Thanks for the idea.

Fay, I meant to mention but forgot: you are such a star! I've been following the #pepsifail tag on twitter, and people are incensed. They want PepsiCo to apologise properly and remove the application. Could happen, too. Nice one.


Glamcookie - Oct 13, 2009 1:09:52 am PDT #26206 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy birthday, Cashmere!