We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Oct 11, 2009 2:50:59 pm PDT #26092 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Goodbye Pepsi. Hello Fail.

stunned


Fay - Oct 11, 2009 2:58:00 pm PDT #26093 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

People, help me make #PepsiFail a trending topic on Twitter? Spread the word? Make it viral? emails, even? Because that is some cold-blooded misogynistic sleaze right there, and the fact that they're trying to use Twitter and suchlike to publicise their energy drink in this way just made me throw up a little in my mouth.

I think it would be hi-lar-i-ous if this bit them in the ass, and the medium they're using turned out to be a little less easily manipulated than they thought.


omnis_audis - Oct 11, 2009 3:12:16 pm PDT #26094 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Maybe refer to the product as Another Misogynistic Product.


javachik - Oct 11, 2009 3:19:17 pm PDT #26095 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

My last Tweet:

If you need an iPhone app to get you laid, then you're doin' it wrong. And, you're a creep. #PepsiFail >[link]


hippocampus - Oct 11, 2009 3:25:57 pm PDT #26096 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

I love you guys.


Hil R. - Oct 11, 2009 3:42:37 pm PDT #26097 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Gronk. My plan for after tutoring was laundry and making dinner. Instead, I fell asleep.


WindSparrow - Oct 11, 2009 3:59:03 pm PDT #26098 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I just woke up from a 2-3 hour nap, that was so deep, that when I woke up to see it was quarter to 8, my first thought was, "It shouldn't still be this dark at 8 AM." Took a few minutes to wake up enough to realize that was not a whole night's sleep.


Calli - Oct 11, 2009 4:38:55 pm PDT #26099 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Goodbye Pepsi. Hello Fail.

@_@

What makes mainstream companies think this sort of thing is a good idea?


Laura - Oct 11, 2009 4:39:54 pm PDT #26100 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Ah, that sounds like a most excellent nap, Andi.


billytea - Oct 11, 2009 4:40:07 pm PDT #26101 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Goodbye Pepsi. Hello Fail.

I'm utterly gobsmacked that a company would show such contempt for half their market. "Sex sells" is one thing, this is just mind-boggling.

I would also like to link to another page on that site, this one concerning sexy Halloween costumes. [link] I rather enjoy the notion of sexy Antarctica, but what I really want to showcase is the embedded video in one of the comments, featuring a bird of paradise performing his sexy dance (and being rewarded). I do regret to advise, however, that I think said bird is steeped in bro culture, and he may well have followed up his conquest with a tweet.