You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Mar 04, 2009 11:10:31 am PST #2608 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Thou shalt not blow pot smoke into the face of thy pets!

True. Although a roommate in college had a Siamese that was the biggest stoner -- she would exhale a hit, and the cat would just about crawl in her mouth, sniffing away and then yowl plaintively for her belly to the rubbed.

The cat, not the roomma...well, I dunno. Said roomie DID set her bed on fire during sex.

I remember you crying the first time you went to bob length, but now you know how good it looks on you.

I have finally accepted this, David. If I curl my front hair just a leetle, it keeps a perfect flapper-like front curl aiming at my nose on both sides. It looks pretty damned cute dyed fuck-you red under a beret with a circle brooch pinned to the temple.


Aims - Mar 04, 2009 11:11:53 am PST #2609 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hey Emily! Why doncha drive up here for the weekend and go see Watchmen with us? I'm making lasagna!!!


DavidS - Mar 04, 2009 11:13:48 am PST #2610 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If I curl my front hair just a leetle, it keeps a perfect flapper-like front curl aiming at my nose on both sides. It looks pretty damned cute dyed fuck-you red under a beret with a circle brooch pinned to the temple.

Bay-bee! That sounds very fetching indeed.


Kathy A - Mar 04, 2009 11:19:34 am PST #2611 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Although a roommate in college had a Siamese that was the biggest stoner -- she would exhale a hit, and the cat would just about crawl in her mouth, sniffing away and then yowl plaintively for her belly to the rubbed.

Gee, mine does the same if I'm sucking on a peppermint mint! She's just a 'nip junkie, I guess (same family as mint).


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2009 11:24:09 am PST #2612 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My kitty does that after I brush my teeth. I don't think she likes catnip, though.

And she always wants her belly rubbed. If I'm just petting her, she'll try to move her back legs around my hand/wrist, to direct my hand to her belly.


Strix - Mar 04, 2009 11:25:54 am PST #2613 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

The cat liked catnip, too. All the cats I've lived with except one have liked it. The one...well, it might as well have been basil.

My cats now don't like any type of smoke, but will walk through fire for some nip.

Bay-bee! That sounds very fetching indeed. Thanks, hon! I have nothing better to do than get all dolled up to walk to the tobacco store right now. It's fun, but I need to go somewhere with someone to be fetched.

Although the fetching is all play and no lay at this point in my recovery. I admit, I am curious about the post-hysterectomy sex thang. What will change? Anything? Nothing? My doctor said orgasm shouldn't be affected, but who knows? Does anyone have any first-hand or good info on this? I am physically not ready at all to, er, ask myself these questions, but I am a bit wondery.


Amy - Mar 04, 2009 11:27:16 am PST #2614 of 30000
Because books.

It looks pretty damned cute dyed fuck-you red under a beret with a circle brooch pinned to the temple.

This clearly requires photographic evidence, you know.


lisah - Mar 04, 2009 11:31:38 am PST #2615 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

The one...well, it might as well have been basil.

My one cat LOVES basil! Also, spinach and really any kind of greens. Goes crazy for the stuff! And catnip.


Strix - Mar 04, 2009 11:33:20 am PST #2616 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hee. For a woman who BF owns a photo studio, I have few current pix. Oh, well, I need a project. I plan to go out and do SOMETHING involving people this weekend, even if I only last a couple of hours: I'll have some pix taken and put them up somewhere.

I've also -- mirabile dictu! -- lost weight. Like, I weigh less than I have since...1996? I'm not skinny, by any means, but I feel sassy. Well, in five minute increments.


Connie Neil - Mar 04, 2009 11:34:33 am PST #2617 of 30000
brillig

My cat likes to check out my mouth after dinner, just to see what he was deprived of. I keep reminding him not to lick my teeth, though I don't mind a nose bump.