That is just ... well, I have no words.
This is a link for Jilli
even though Pete will kill me for encouraging her fire starting tendencies.
but they are so cute. And useful.
Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.
'Heart Of Gold'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beth b - Oct 10, 2009 12:00:10 pm PDT #26004 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
WindSparrow - Oct 10, 2009 12:00:53 pm PDT #26005 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
An Alabama woman has been charged with endangering the welfare of a child after police say she let her daughter ride in a cardboard box on top of their van.
This is why I sometimes think people should have to have parenting licenses before being allowed to have kids. (In my version of it, anyone applying for a parenting license would have to work in my field for 3 years, in addition to course work). I take back every less than stellar thing I ever said about my mother. Obviously she was a queen among mothers.
Jessica - Oct 10, 2009 12:02:06 pm PDT #26006 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Those are neat, beth, but I like this (from the same etsy seller) even better.
beth b - Oct 10, 2009 12:05:30 pm PDT #26007 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
all this personal fire
Jessica - Oct 10, 2009 12:08:44 pm PDT #26008 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Dylan fell asleep for his nap VERY late today, and is still asleep. It's past 5. I should wake him, but that would involve getting up and away from the computer.
[eta: Opened the door to check on him and found this. (Asleep on the floor wearing his rubber rain boots.) Definitely too adorable to wake up!]
Jars - Oct 10, 2009 12:18:13 pm PDT #26009 of 30000
Parenting fail
That's the sort of thing I'm worried I would do if I ever had kids. I'd have some random idea one day and it would seem like a good idea but actually it's one of those things that people look at you and wonder how you figured out how to procreate at all. Like getting my kids' names tattooed on them so they can't get lost, or soemthing.
I probably should make sure and never get pregnant.
Jessica - Oct 10, 2009 12:19:33 pm PDT #26010 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Like getting my kids' names tattooed on them so they can't get lost, or soemthing.
Jars, the safe choice of tattoo is your cell phone number.
Barb - Oct 10, 2009 12:20:59 pm PDT #26011 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Further encouragement of Jilli: [link]
Burrell - Oct 10, 2009 12:24:32 pm PDT #26012 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
(In my version of it, anyone applying for a parenting license would have to work in my field for 3 years, in addition to course work).
And yet if that were the case, no one would ever procreate. The survival of the species kinda relies on the blissful ignorance of future parents.
Then again, I watched my husband help care for my sick mother for 3 years before we had kids. He helped feed her, helped bathe her, helped her to bed and to get up in the morning. That's why I can never ever leave my husband. He takes care of old ladies, even sick ones.
Jars - Oct 10, 2009 12:27:06 pm PDT #26013 of 30000
Jars, the safe choice of tattoo is your cell phone number.
Wow, I could have made some money with my imaginary parenting paranoia. Assuming anyone actually buys those. Ick.