all this personal fire
I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?
Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
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beth b - Oct 10, 2009 12:05:30 pm PDT #26007 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Jessica - Oct 10, 2009 12:08:44 pm PDT #26008 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Dylan fell asleep for his nap VERY late today, and is still asleep. It's past 5. I should wake him, but that would involve getting up and away from the computer.
[eta: Opened the door to check on him and found this. (Asleep on the floor wearing his rubber rain boots.) Definitely too adorable to wake up!]
Jars - Oct 10, 2009 12:18:13 pm PDT #26009 of 30000
Parenting fail
That's the sort of thing I'm worried I would do if I ever had kids. I'd have some random idea one day and it would seem like a good idea but actually it's one of those things that people look at you and wonder how you figured out how to procreate at all. Like getting my kids' names tattooed on them so they can't get lost, or soemthing.
I probably should make sure and never get pregnant.
Jessica - Oct 10, 2009 12:19:33 pm PDT #26010 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Like getting my kids' names tattooed on them so they can't get lost, or soemthing.
Jars, the safe choice of tattoo is your cell phone number.
Barb - Oct 10, 2009 12:20:59 pm PDT #26011 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Further encouragement of Jilli: [link]
Burrell - Oct 10, 2009 12:24:32 pm PDT #26012 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
(In my version of it, anyone applying for a parenting license would have to work in my field for 3 years, in addition to course work).
And yet if that were the case, no one would ever procreate. The survival of the species kinda relies on the blissful ignorance of future parents.
Then again, I watched my husband help care for my sick mother for 3 years before we had kids. He helped feed her, helped bathe her, helped her to bed and to get up in the morning. That's why I can never ever leave my husband. He takes care of old ladies, even sick ones.
Jars - Oct 10, 2009 12:27:06 pm PDT #26013 of 30000
Jars, the safe choice of tattoo is your cell phone number.
Wow, I could have made some money with my imaginary parenting paranoia. Assuming anyone actually buys those. Ick.
WindSparrow - Oct 10, 2009 12:33:35 pm PDT #26014 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Glamcookie, how's your dad doing? Much ~ma to him.
Hil R. - Oct 10, 2009 12:36:40 pm PDT #26015 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Oof. I eated too many chickpea cutlets. They taste really good, but two of them was one too many. (They're really easy -- mashed canned chickpeas, vital wheat gluten, bread crumbs, water, soy sauce, olive oil, garlic, and some spices, mixed together, kneaded for a few minutes, then formed into patties and pan-fried. For some reason, when I took my first bite I thought "That tastes like veal," even though I'm pretty certain I have never eaten veal in my life. But whatever it tastes like, it tastes like it'll taste even better with tomato sauce and melty cheese on top, which is my plan for the leftovers for tomorrow.)
Barb - Oct 10, 2009 12:50:44 pm PDT #26016 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”