Early Happy Birthday, Omnis!
Anti-belated birthday!
Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.
Spike ,'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Oct 07, 2009 5:33:51 am PDT #25522 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Shir - Oct 07, 2009 5:52:01 am PDT #25523 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Happy, fluffy early birthday, my Texan baked good!
mowa
Shir - Oct 07, 2009 5:55:03 am PDT #25524 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Dear God, I want to do this. Soon. [link]
Calli - Oct 07, 2009 5:56:32 am PDT #25525 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
That looks really nifty, Shir. I hope you'll be able to do it.
Sparky1 - Oct 07, 2009 6:02:07 am PDT #25526 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
Dear Professor,
The sign on my office door says, "Please do not disturb," for a reason. Do not knock, rattle the door handle or come back down later and tell me you could hear me in here and that you think the sign on my door isn't a good practice, that my door should always be open. I was PUMPING BREAST MILK FOR FUCKS SAKE AND I DO NOT HAVE TO CHECK WITH YOU TO SEE IF IT IS CONVENIENT FOR ME TO DO SO.
Signed, I hate people, perhaps I shouldn't be in Public Services.
Shir - Oct 07, 2009 6:07:34 am PDT #25527 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
What a fucking a-hole, Sparky.
And I hope you told him that.
Glamcookie - Oct 07, 2009 6:08:46 am PDT #25528 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Eff people.
I had what now feels like a stupid dream, but felt real as hell in the middle of the night. I dreamed I got arrested for something really terrible (don't remember what the crime was). I was crying and saying, "What about my baby?" Yes, I was pregnant in the dream. It was awful. Ugh.
hippocampus - Oct 07, 2009 6:16:06 am PDT #25529 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
New Sign for Sparky's Door
If you open this, I will have just cause to sue you, AND you will need to go to confession. Come back later.
Flomp because the project i'm working on is almost done but not quite. and it's been a looooooong road. Still better than ECN.
smonster - Oct 07, 2009 6:21:40 am PDT #25530 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Oh, OW. I seem to have pinched a nerve in my neck flipping hair out of my eyes. Can't turn head or look down without shooting pain down into my left shoulder. Any recommendations, or do I just have to wait for it to resolve itself?
If you open this, I will have just cause to sue you, AND you will need to go to confession. Come back later.
I endorse this sign option.
Sparky1 - Oct 07, 2009 6:22:44 am PDT #25531 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
And I hope you told him that.
Her. She should definitely know better. On all matters she drives me up a wall because she's such a micro-manager. Her emergency this time was because an electronic database does not have her middle initial in her author profile and she came down to tell me I needed to get them to change it. She's also just ordered me to do something else "today." I just wrote to her that I will try, but it's a busy week and that keeping my door open for all but one hour of the day (so I can pump breast milk) means I will be interrupted by students with homework assignment questions and things might not get done. I did not add, "Bitch", but it was really, really hard not to do so.